KingRevolver

19 hours ago, Dingo said:

Gondola Ride at the Venetian

Not a bad suggestion but I don't want some fuck there staring at us.  

7 hours ago, Dingo said:

WEAVING Las Vegas

The only funny post in here.

15 hours ago, mikeman said:

Vegas is great, but it's not a place to get married or engaged.

She's from Mexico, pal.  Las Vegas is like a cool and happening place for her.  

Maybe for us up here it's considered a dump.

16 hours ago, Professor said:

First you knocked her up now you’re marrying her??

Not yet.  We're planning, pal.

18 hours ago, JTGAMBLE said:

No way in hell I'd show these bitter scrooges a picture.  I'm not that idiot that lives in Portugal.

Great month, great people, great culture.  Let's support our gay communities!

Do you actually think these are funny before you post them?

Itinerary so far:

Couples massage at the Spa at the Cosmopolitan 

'O' Cirque Du Soleil at the Bellagio 

Give me some ideas, boys. 

On 5/17/2023 at 5:51 AM, milwaukee mike said:

i guess we're supposed to believe this, even though the test is on one laptop, and the results are on a totally different laptop?

unless the command button moved places, and the laptop changed from silver to black while you were taking the test

You ever hear of a camera having flash, stupid fuck?

Actually, I better take it easy on you.  The last time you ran off like a bitch for a few months.  Quite the childish hissy-fit.  Don't think I forgot.  LMAO

Funny, very funny.

I had to test my sperm.  Imagine a little Rev Jr. running around soon.

51 minutes ago, JTGAMBLE said:

Kinger will be wearing a hat at the wedding.

That's actually pretty funny.

5 hours ago, ERBtheGREAT said:

I went with James Allen, studied for around 4-6 weeks before I found good quality for a nice price.  Local shops wanted 14k for just the stone I wanted, got it for around 10 including the ring at James Allen.  You can even see the close up pictures on the site.

James Allen does have a lot of good stuff and at fair prices.  I ended up buying @ Blue Nile.

Fuck this shit.  I'm being this broad a lab-grown diamond.  She won't know the difference.  If she somehow leaves me, her shit would be worthless.  Payback.

Boys, ol' KR might finally get married.  The engagement is 100%, but will she realize I'm a fraud before the wedding?  I hope not!

8 hours ago, PatrickBateman said:

Weave.

No, sir.

She seems to like this style.  Not thrilled about it, honestly. 

9 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said:

I have a guy in the Diamond District, cash only, no tax.

Contact me.

Will her finger be green after she takes off the ring?

10 hours ago, FISHHEAD said:

Go to BlueNile.com and study for 2-3 hours

 

That's actually what I'm doing...

Blue Nile and Rare Carat.  Staying away from the big brands.

Clarity, color, cut, etc.

For an engagement ring.  I don't want it cheap, but I also don't want it expensive.

What about lab diamonds?

5 hours ago, Professor said:

Pos69?

That fat fuck.  I wonder if he's still there?  LOL

6 hours ago, FISHHEAD said:

KINGER, one spot left for 10-liner SATURDAY

Count me in!

Going to be there this weekend.  Also, going to the Astros game on Sunday. 

The lamb cake always cracks me up.  Yearly tradition, boys!