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Chickadee

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  1. TGF blessed to have many pros posting here Professional gamblers like Brock Landers Professional poker players like Sweeper and Deemer Only the cream of the crop at TGF
  2. Lay off one side in JUICE FREE and make yourself $1.00 for the McD dollar menu
  3. Guy killed it in live betting You're all just jealous of all the meals he eats in restaurants!
  4. The first guy on the left has come to terms with the fact he will be ass raped by a BBC later that night.
  5. Thank for god those Live Bets and Past posted winners! Most importantly ALBERTA OIL!
  6. Better ship that bad boy to CHAMPAIGN ILLINOIS
  7. 8 hours of watching NFL games with a deep dish pie and a six pack of premixed white russians Not every PRO GAMBLING career can be so glamorous!
  8. Rotoworld/Rotowire/Football outsiders is what I use The rake is huge on these fantasy tourneys now i think I read somewhere it was like near 20%@ fanduel I only play for fun/peanuts and have been trash whenever I play football but here are mine:
  9. Chickadee

    ATTN: ck

    Careful you don't stroke out getting this upset over a forum poster wishing them harm that melty face look not good in the club these days
  10. CK you're only hurting the tips you get with that type of behavior in the customer service game ATTITUDE makes all the difference
  11. Kinger you ever bang a chubbo? Some guys are into that if they get horny enough
  12. Is it gay if you and another guy bang a broad at the same time? What if your penis slips out and bangs against the other guys thigh What about that time you left that migrant worker to bang that ugly broad and left him without a rider Kinger?
  13. Thought Ganchrow was working at Heritage between periodic breaks to shoot up in the men's room and progress his pro gambling career
  14. Rolling IF BETS offer the best value at offshore books because they beat parlay odds in vegas. RealSlimShady said so look it up! Eric Bumblefuck - Formerly bankrupt Uber driver turned pro gambler and future oil magnate husband
  15. Scouting for good VP machine paytables and then grinding by any means necessary by Fishhead When you guesstimate linked progressives or individual progressive jackpots reach positive EV territory but what to do when the 85 year old won't leave her seat? Use the patented Bob "hip check" Dancer method. Get a beer cup full of pennies and walk close to your mark. Pretend to take a tumble and spill your pennies over the floor. On the way down during the fake fall punch the old bat in the hip sending her reeling off the stool. Take her place as she is flung from her seat and while all the patrons or "RMI's" recover your pennies claim she has dementia and you were there all along.
  16. "No juice when you win" Eric Bumblefuck - Formerly bankrupt Uber driver turned pro gambler and future oil magnate husband
  17. Kids 11-14 want weed and booze teddy make it happen
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