Miley Cyrus

12 hours ago, PatrickBateman said:

Shasta? Like grape or orange?

I don't fuck with bitches if they ain't drinking grape apes.  

1 hour ago, PatrickBateman said:

Tesla is pretty gay. Matchbox 20. Turd Eye Blind. Jupiter to Mars. 

Wouldn't say bands like Whitesnake, Poison, or Motley Crue.

Step back from that ledge, my friend.  

4 hours ago, joeybagadonuts said:

Angel Hernandez is the worst ump of all time 

CB Bucknor a close 2nd.  

47 minutes ago, PatrickBateman said:

About five bank accounts, two ounces, and three vehicles.

Can't even afford Mountain Dew.  Gotta buy Shasta. 

14 hours ago, PatrickBateman said:

Miley why is it hard to find a third for a THREESOME?

Pretty easy as long as you're open to sucking dick.  

12 hours ago, housepicks said:

Mountain Dew is banned in many parts of the world. 

Authoritarian bastards.  

4 hours ago, housepicks said:

Your body is eating and probably has eaten all the muscle from your body .

Not if you drink and eat enough Mountain Dew and Oreos

My dick does all the thinking.  

What's the difference between me and you?

40 minutes ago, mikeman said:

Joplin seems like a nice clean city, Kansas City on the other hand looked like a total shithole, and  all I did was cruise through on the highway, saw boarded up houses, lots of piece of shit cars being driven by losers recklessly.

On the other side of the state for a couple more days, then hitting up Kaufmann.

3 minutes ago, Chi_Archie said:

I ran 2 miles on treadmill after dinner. it felt that long ^

Hopefully you avoided blisters and shin splints.  

Finished a quadruple marathon trail ultra in under 32 hours.  

2 hours ago, mikeman said:

This is what I'm after...

The ginger is probably the best out of that crew. 

1 hour ago, Jimmy Hoffa said:

Portland is their capital.

Hippie isn't the first word that comes to mind when I think of Arkansas.  Wanna rail a Portland chick eventually.  

1 hour ago, mikeman said:

you down there for the eclipse?

Not the main reason I'm down here, but will likely check it out before going to Busch Stadium.   

1 hour ago, Mike75 said:

There seems to be earthquakes that happen around the time of eclipses.

In 1811 the Missouri and Tennessee area were hit by one of the deadliest earthquakes in history.

They dont know when but for years there has been reports that this area will be hit again in the future by another deadly earthquake.

Crazy that here in Memphis the damage will be massive as it sits right on the faultline.

St Louis will likely suffer mass damage as well.

In St. Louis until Tuesday.  RIP.  

God bless the family planning aisle.