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Teddy kgb

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  1. I'm at a restaurant/bar drinking while waiting for my daughters new tires to be put in her car and I wish I could film the two drunkin clowns next two who ar talking about the killings....

     

    I'm taking notes on my cocktail napkin to share later....comedy gold as one guy looks to be a rich white guy and the other a Mexican landscaper

     

    I gotta try to sneak a photo but forgot if camera phones have flash

  2. On more of a douxhebag moment then Kingers fairytale I was at Hooters with 4 other guys and someone at the table asked the waitress who she thought was best looking in order 1-5

     

    The only guy who could of beat me out for ugliest did as we came in 4-5 and he put up a 20 and said he wanted a recount....she grabbed it and said he was #1 and ran back and I seen her laughing and celebrating in the back with th girls..

     

    Well my buddy got up and walked past the bar and into the back of house and made the girl give him his 20 spot back saying it was obviously just a joke....she did and I cringed but was happy I got 4th out of 5

  3. Best part for me in this thread is I know Barfbag is banging his trigger finger against the wall so pissed he can't put anyone on post review or ban them....

     

    The worst mod in the history of mods with the quickest trigger finger......everyone would have been banned in this thread but him and Boat if it was therx and this Libtard was in charge again....

     

    You ain't in charge Bitch so Suk it!!!!!!!

  4. Tuesdays and Fridays.....

     

    I get a different kind of energy when I do not eat....I have tea and coffee for that caffine jolt so I do import some calories....

     

    The biggest boom to my waistline was those Friday night feasts.....eat so much as a reward...steaks and stuff that you dont even have the energy to screw the old lady at the end of the night.....

    Shit, I thought it was two days in a row... I can easily skip a day of eating by spreading the two days out....

  5. I'll pm you a meal plan. You have to be dedicated and no alcohol though

    I appreciate the offer Yanks but skipping the alcohol is not possible....

     

    I swear I only ate that hot dog today but i also had a 6-pack of beer and 3 banana shots and it's 2:30 pm.....I will without a doubt double that before bed...

     

    I just want a meal plan and don't want to talk about my drinking

  6. Sorry Teddy....I find that not eating is part of a healthy meal plan for 365 days a year...

     

    I dont fast the two days in a row.....I do this because if I want a chesse burger or some Thai food then I dont fell bad about it....

     

    GL

    I'm going to look into this.....eat what I want forc5 days in reason of course and then 2 days off....I think I could do that.....I'm curious on which two days you choose not to eat

  7. You ate that and say that you don't know if it is BAD? JFC you dope, you pulling my leg right? :laugh

    Hot dog by itself is ok right?

     

    So the bread and cheese is not...

     

    Onions green peppers I'm sure are fine...

     

    Chili? Not sure about

     

    So all together I don't see it as a Bad meal if it's all I ate for lunch .....no chips no soda

     

    Not healthy but not bad would be my guess...

  8. Just eat real food. No processed crap. No fast food. No soda.

    I thought about the processed thing I seen u talk about before but I'm not sure I can tell the difference.....I had a chili cheese onion and peppers jumbo hot dog from 7/11 for lunch and I know it's not good for me but I honestly don't know if it's bad...

  9. Intermintent fasting and calorie restriction is all the rage now.....2 days off of eating and the other five no limits as long as one sticks to sensible stuff

    This is where I start freaking out and the reason I just want a 365 day meal plan spelled out for me....everyone is a nutritionist and that's cool and the reason I'm asking you guys but with the Topic Only question at hand Where can I find a year long healty meal plan if at all...

  10. Trump has no shot if running against Clinton

     

    Simply the way that it is.

    My pet peeve is the 'No Shot 100% guys' on anything really not just this election...

     

    I think I did it once (unless clearly goofing) and when I was wrong I said I would never say that again because just as I thought there was no way there ended up being a way.....I think the term was 'Humbled'

     

    Poster Winkyduck uses 100% about 100% of the time lol and no matter how many time he's wrong and it's much more the right he never stops using it.....

     

    Trump has a chance.....to say No chance is being silly

  11. Is there a book or web site that shows a 365 day menu of what to eat to be healthy?

     

    I get overwhelmed trying to figure out which internet nutritionist is right or wrong....id prefer a cant go wrong daily healty diet But would love it to cover an entire year...

     

    Such a thing?

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