The Meatman

You don't even know what a comp is. Right? Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

There not a single person on planet earth that has not taken a roll of toilet paper at sometime in their life. Period. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Do you even know what comps are son? Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

You can post in a thread all day that I started. Never mind. You are already doing that. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

LOL! Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Do you live on Internet message boards? Do you ever get out of the house?? Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Not yet. It's much easier to borrow it than return it. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Will you PLEASE stop it son. Joe would play craps whether he got comps or not. The meal was ABSOLUTELY FREE just because Facts likes to throw dice. I was out $40.00 cash money leaving a tip on a meal Joe paid ZERO(0) for. What don't you understand about this? Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Borrowing silverware is NOT a sin. Is taking a book from the Library and not returning it a sin? Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

He could have split the tip with me. But since he knew I was up a few hundred I guess Joe thought he was ENTITLED for a free ride. I had to DOWNGRADE The Factsman a full point after this encounter. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

You have never taking anything from a restaurant, FH? And PLEASE do not use the word steal. I don't like that. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Right. Yet he stuck ME with the tip. I'm just saying. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

I have a bunch of sporks from Popeye's that I use to eat. It's a combo of a spoon and fork. When I go to Popeye's to get my red beans and rice I usually grab a handful of them. So the answer to your question is YES. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

When Facts took you to lunch/dinner who got the tip? And please don't say you. Thanks as always for your time. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

OK, MonkeyFUcker. Let me explain this to you. I am taking Fazz and his beautiful wife to the Clown Joint for a steak dinner. I am going to use my comps to pay the $300.00 bill. So should Fazz and his wife be responsible for leaving the $60.00 tip? Of course not. Since I invited them to dinner one(1) would expect me to take care of everything including the tip. Joe was taking advantage of me by making me leave the entire tip. The only reason I did not say anything was because I had about $500.00 more in my pocket that I did not have before I got to Caesars. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

But Joe did not "get" the dinner. It was comped. So you think I should get stuck with the cash tip while Facts just sits there and spends nothing? Come on Cap. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Stole is such a STRONG word. I borrowed the clean silverware that was sitting on the open table next to us so I could use it to eat my leftovers. Joe is making it seem like I took dirty silverware home. It was NOTHING like that Fish. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

I could ONLY IMAGINE how you would act around The Factsman. You probably would have ordered something to go. I left the $40.00 tip. I spent $40.00 more in Rao's than Joe did. Joe ate for free and didn't have to leave a tip. Like I said it was a win win for The Factsman if you ask me. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

So if I would have taken the $200.00 and bought an eight(8) ball with it that would be OK with you? Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Huh? The money was MINE. What don't you understand about this?? The line on the game I bet was a half(1/2) point higher than any sportsbook in town. I got the value. I beat the closer. Hate the game. Not the player. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

How stupid are you son? Joe GAVE me the money and said that I could do WHATEVER I WANTED WITH IT. Do you know what that means? Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Do you think I should have made Joe leave the tip? He lost 33K on a football game. Another $40.00 for the tip at Rao's wouldn't have killed him. Right? He ASKED ME to go to dinner. To be honest with you it was a little tacky on Joe's part to let someone he invited to a COMP dinner to leave the gratuity. So he ate for FREE and did not have to leave a tip. It was a win win for Facts if you ask me. I'm just saying. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Nobody celebrated. I felt bad for Joe after the game which is why I offered to leave the tip at Rao's. The meal was comped(like $200.00 or something) so I figured leaving the ENTIRE TIP was a nice gesture. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Handouts? The MeatMan DOES NOT take handouts. Joe gave me the money and said(and I quote) "do anything you want with it. I don't care." So when I saw the line move a point and saw I could bet that game and get a half(1/2) point higher than any sportsbook in Vegas I decided to make the bet. Plus when someone gives you money you should never put stipulations on how they can spend it. Right. I figured Facts would be happy that I doubled up, but here it is almost a year later and he is still bitter that I won and he lost. Get over it Joe. It's in the past. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Facts money? HAHAHA! It was money THAT I WON. Get your story straight son. Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato