Diabler, I would love to take you under my wing. There are very few pupils I would take the time and energy to teach exclusively for the benefit of the pupil, and with no benefit to me whatsoever, but clearly you are such a worthwhile candidate. Your appreciation of EV gambling and tremendous upside potential makes me want to invest this time to see you grow and flourish into a top sports bettor. If it works for you, I would like to begin our first lesson next weekend on skype. Please have at hand a sharpened pencil, paper, colored crayons, and a protractor. We are going to start from square one.
Reno Marty