Håkon3577

Since its not even 9:25 yet you can also be.... time travel expert

LMAO Are these the same people who are giving you three million dollars? Looks like they are in the same shitty financial shape as you are in.

Just take a look at this shitty motel room the guy is in..... LMAO..... for fucks sake they have a shower current as a window covering, a $2 piece of artwork hung way to close to the ceiling, a big spot of missing paint on the wall and this Homosexual human being thinks the forum believes he actually has more than a few bucks to his name.

Skunked at fishing just like you were skunked in last four contests and currently skunked at LIFE.

your pal Håkon

I didn't have a lot going on today and thought I'd head down to the Den Norske Klub here in Montreal. Since I refuse to date women outside of my race I thought it might actually be a good idea. I get down to the club around 3:00 and there is no women there under 60 and just one 14 year old kid messing around with the backgammon chips and the doubling cube. I grab a plate and get some cookies and salty treats and sit down on the other side of the table where the kid is at. I introduce myself and ask him what his name is and he replies Jørgen. I ask if he wants to play some backgammon and he eagerly says sure. We play twice and I beat him quickly both times. I'm looking at my watch and think about leaving and the kid asks if I want to play again. I'm like no not really unless your interested in playing for money. He asks me how much and I ask him back how much you got? He pulls out $23 using all the pockets on his pants much of the money was a crumpled up mess. I'm like fuck dude don't you own a wallet? Anyways we decide to play for $10 a game. I crush him badly both games and he wants to play another game for his last $3 and I say tell you what guy how about we flip for it and he says OK. I pull out a 25 ct piece and tell him to call it in the air. He says tails. Now the quarter when it landed rolled over to where all the old people were and I went over and looked down and it was heads. I did a fist pump and a little victory dance and while I was dancing the kid tried handing me his crumpled up money. I grabbed the money and taunted the kid a little bit by rubbing it on my titties and telling him his money felt so good. The kids mom sees this and comes over and asks what's going on. The kid says he gambled and lost. The mom ask him how much he lost and he says all of it. The mom demands that I give the kid his money back and I say no way. She goes and gets this other guy who has a walker and he comes over and tells me no gambling is allowed and asks me to leave and never come back.