GreenDoberman

30 days sober today.

hip hip hooray.

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weird

Best team in baseball.  

Most of the team on the wrong side of thirty.

Lots of journeymen having career years.

What gives?

Genius GM?

Analytics?

Cheating?

Luck?

They legit have me confused.

horrific.

Named after statues on a bridge.  

ew.

Looking at the roster of the san francisco giants and something doesnt add up.  All of their key players are on the downsides of their careers physically yet they are playing like worldbeaters.  Is there mass cheating going on here?  Is the GM some kind of analytics sorcerer?  I am trying to understand and want to fade them the rest of the year.  When guys like Gausman and Jarlin Garcia are pitching lights out and journeymen like Duggar and Yaz are approaching Stanton-like exit velocities something doesn't add up.  

Any thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N40QXWnCohM

if today is your last day on earth then what are you waiting for

your song is playing

Welcome to Utopia

please feel free to believe everything you see

even the lies and the

blood on the walls

education inspiration retaliation identification

i am a bullet 

i am a target

how would you like your coffee in a cup of shut the fuck up

drum and bass

drum and bass

she paints her final masterpiece

as the hands on the wall go boom boom boom boom

and the face on the wall goes tick tock tick tock

and we sit in our chair and sip our dreams away and tell anyone who will listen

about the time the girl made my heart go boom boom boom boom 

and the times her face made me go pit a pat a pit a pit

and they danced in the dancehalls

pupils bulging out like fire

and they sang in the reggae halls

mikeydread light my fiyah

when everybody say boom pit boom pat boom boom boom

when everybody sang jah is our rulah jah is our rulah

and dey danced da night away oh whoah

dey danced da night away

yes dey dance da night way who oah

and they dance da night away

whatchu mean mon heyyy rasta rude boy dey drink de red stripe dey smoke da gann jah! jah jah  oh des dey rittum

having a big mac attack party

then the massage therapist is coming over.

hope she doesnt probe me.

or maybe after that fat librarian dory.  

mmm book-scented pussy.

pretty envious of this poster.  seems like he has a lot going for him.  looks money personality and a sense of humor.  hes got it all.

and masturbate

maybe play some xbox

eat some cheetohs 

then masturbate again

i dont know

the weed is good in vegas

mcconaghrymcconagheymcconaghey

Mary Kom +900 is a nice price in women's boxing.  The Taiwanese girl in that class is also value at a good price.

26 minutes ago, joeybagadonuts said:

One-eyed Jim took The Living Ham to prom later on.  Confused Pete was not happy about, he was, in fact, confused.While the Snout and Helga were standing by the punch bowl Beavis came over.  This is cool said Beavis, heh heh heh heh.  Cave Girl was still trying to get confused Pete to dance.  He didn't really understand what she was trying to accomplish,  he was, in fact, confused.

Munster and No Brows were making out in the back of a chevy.  Things were hot and heavy and they were bound and determined to make a baby with the biggest forehead in the history of the world.  

Hung Down didn't understand why cave girl didn't come with him.  We are the only brown people here he grunted to cave girl.    In the background you could see a girl smiling.  I know what you are thinking, but no, it was Mary.  

Beaker was convinced she was going to be prom queen and all hell broke loose when the announcement came.  One-eyed Jim gave a wink and that was when we knew the fix was in.  Helga started fingering Smiley while a confused Pete looked on...well, confused.  At the end of the night all was well with the world when The Living Ham had the tiara placed on the top of her head, deaervedly so.  I really thought cave girl or Mary would win said Confused Pete.  Then he had a moment of clarity and gunned down his classmates.

"all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run outrun my gun"

The boy who never grew up. 12 year old retarded pallet  Sacre Bleu

im so fucking high, this shit is all over the place and fucking hilaruious.

good to see you are doing well.

keep fighting the good fight.

British Dick still standing tall atop the leaderboard.

He is starting to get our attention.

medical

rhymes with

edible

when 

UR

high

Had a Cutlass Ciera.

Drove it off a cliff.

Fortunately it was a small cliff.

at the US Open Golf Tournament.

Imagine how stiff he will be if he wins it.

people who misspell jason bother me.

officially high.

chris paul

paul george 

george jefferson

jefferson davis

davis love

who went to school with michael jordan

BANG

The subtle irony of a guy who looks like a thumb opening a hand job store is not lost on all of us.

Best of luck X on the hand job store, not trying to be a jerk, but don't blow your wad.  THUMBS up.