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GreenDoberman

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  1. Carrots are the penises of the vegetable garden
  2. Brockakke, taking on all cummers. Will let you jizz for me a free play. Pos.
  3. Your dumbass son posted. YouTube video to mask up and three days later the mask mandate was lifted. Clearly the genes are strong. Why can't you use your superpowers for the good of humanity. Even your kid, in a video for his shit community college, which featured you looking unhealthy as shit, think more chins than a Chinese phone book, did something good. Why can't you just mush all the bad in the world? Is it that difficult you selfish rex hunt
  4. Milky, It depends on what your personal preferences are. Myself I like to be near the unique restaurants and bars that Vegas has to offer. Obviously you want to avoid the eastside unless your preference is to pretend you live in a poor mexican city. Henderson is as bland as Brock Landers palate, nothing but stripmalls and Chili's type franchises, no need to move here for that with a bonus of trashy people. If you like pretending you don't live in Vegas and want to live 20 miles from anything interesting Aliante and/or Southern Highlands are perfect for that on opposite ends of the compass. The Northwest has no character, the Southwest is the newest part of town and still being filled out but has some cool spots. The Strip is what it is and gets old real quick. Summerlin is more upscale but lacks a little bit of character as well although not as white trash as Fishhead or Hendertucky. HOA fees can be ridiculous for some of the higher end condos so make sure you are aware of that. Any restaurant, bar, or gambling recommendations I'll be happy to answer.
  5. Stupid stupid here, just popped knights. Better team at pick em. Already have buyers remorse cuz wild own them
  6. To divert, Ike's bar at the Cortez has some fantastic bartenders and the lounge bar is a hidden gem. You are about a week early from live entertainment ramping back up including Fremont street experience but things are definitely ramping up and I wish you a fantastic time.
  7. I mean this with no offense but I'm quite sure black makes have no interest in engaging with you in Vegas but am quite sure if you are sitting alone many young black women would be very fascinated with you to no end. Based on your posting they would be very disappointed however.
  8. If that sort of thing bothers you there are places that actively discourage certain groups of people. Take that fir what you will, but for instance at circa they do not serve Hennessey it rent Martin at their bars as a house policy And I'd everyone at the door. Draw your own conclusions as to why they do that. Downtown has several different enclaves and price points that appeal to a wide variety of demographics. I would be happy to point yourself or anyone else in the right direction. Much like any other city, you get what you pay for and hanging out on fremont or "free" mont, you will see a corresponding entertainment and crowd. I can tell you that you can leave your mask at home as of last week. No one can or will ask if you are vaccinated.
  9. Great post Michael. If you need any tips or recommendations downtown let me know, I spend more time there than fistfuck does shitting his diapers. Shit ton of food and drink places closer to the sweaty Spaniard than you can shake a stick at. Early is the preferred time of day on fremont street as well since it is dark at night. Probably forty or so new places to quaff at within three miles of lv Blvd and Fremont so nice you last visited. Enjoy.
  10. Saw you will be on our fine town now city next week. Any hot spots you hope to hit up while I assume you luxuriate in the Jackie gaughan suite at the El Cortez? Since there is nothing else notable to chat about on here, give us a little insight as to how you plan to paint sin city red.
  11. Fortunately this website lacks smell-o-vision. Those things look like they smell worse than fishfuks fruit of the looms after last call at Shawn patricks.
  12. 2020 was a wild year. 2021 been crazy good. Best advice tune out the noise. Live life. My god it's good.
  13. 50 bucks worth of Mexican, Jesus Christo. Someone alert the bartenders at Shawn Patrick's that shityerpants Jeff is on the prowl.
  14. My neighbor complimented me last night on my weed and my musical taste. I was standing on the patio inhaling a little Fruity Pebbles vape and had the screen door open so I could hear the YouTube emanating from the television. Fast-forward to tonight and we are chilling with a rolled up mojito sativa and jamming to some Pale Waves. Earlier the karaoke competition ended prematurely when the packed house of two sat slackjawed at Amanda's version of Radiohead's Fake Plastic Trees. Then we calm rolled another doobie and correspondingly listened to beabadoobee. I sure hope she fucks like a revolution when we board the candy-floss spacecraft. I have a feeling tomorrow's sunrise will be spectacular just like yesterday's. Meanwhile, I'll be working on that falsetto note. It wears me out.
  15. Do we have to dance even if we don't want to dance? Is there some kind of rule that says in Danceland everyone always has to dance? When I first got here I was so excited. The thought of being able to dance whenever and wherever I wanted to seemed like a dream come true. It was certainly better than the previous place where people would break into laughter, point their fingers, and give me looks when I would spontaneously break out into a dance routine. What they didn't realize is that I was born with the ability, some would say curse, to break out into dance whenever the urge came to me. People can be cruel sometimes. They don't see of feel what others do. Now that I am in a place where I can dance whenever I want to, make that I have to dance am commanded to, I have simply lost the urge to dance.
  16. The three that come to mind are: 1) SBR/Bet Islands fiasco. 2) The Shrink and wife killing themselves and the ensuing fallout. 3) Journeyman getting fired by Ric following by "YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME OVER HERE RIC ALLEC!"
  17. Yup, a few years later Joey Porter and a few of his thugs jumped him at a table. Real piece of shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwgniB0e_VE If Levi Jones walked up to 100 people, probably 100 of them would have no idea who he was.
  18. I'm going to go with G.I. Joe's $25,000 blackjack hand. Going back about 15 years, another site decided to give away 50k in free blackjack bets culminating in the last big hand. All the big forum heavy hitters were there and 10 lucky posters got to play free hands ranging from $500 up to $25,000. As the hands were played and the excitement grew a Las Vegas casino came to a complete stop as everybody, even those not involved, started wandering over to see what the buzz was about. The crowd was about 15 deep and a fake Elvis impersonator kicked it off with a terrible rendition of "Viva Las Vegas". Most were a bit soused from the booze but the crowd started to warm up into a frenzy as the first few contestants won their hand. A cold spell hit for the players as Elvis wouldn't bust and they were dealt stiff hands. A nervous G.I. Joe stepped up as 25k was counted out and chips were put in the circle. By this time the crowd was chanting "GI JOE GI JOE GI JOE" and ready to explode. No one else in the place was playing at this point. Alas, Elvis pulled out a hand and the only winner was the casino that day. But still a lasting memory.
  19. Nice eyes. Looks like Billy Eilish. She's looking for a sugar daddy. Stay away.
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