Herbie

I hunted for your boy Bush’s imaginary weapons of mass destruction in Iraq thank you very much. Was your service before or after your second biggest deed to humanity - rewriting video poker solvers that had already been out for 20 years?

Sad day when Ifukkmonkeys has to go to the leading hated liberal rag to justify how runaway deficit Republican spending and bread lines aren’t actually a bad thing... I’m guessing we only need Trump to nationalize one or two more companies beyond GM before you always trumpers start quoting Marx? MVGA

What is the over / under for when Trump crosses Obama’s 8 trillion? End of May? MVGA

Make Venezuela Great Again

Like Rita said read a book. If you are not into reading these days there is a podcasts (or ten...) for pretty much every subject.

Can I trade my scratcher in for a claw video?

Stores in US with no bread on the shelf? Fact. 2 trillion bailout mostly for corporations? Fact. More people going to die if you prematurely reopen up the economy? Fact. Obviously slightly hyperbolic but what parts are you disputing? Perhaps time for one your famous Russia spending money and time to influence votes didn’t influence votes because you can’t prove how many votes are influenced by using money and time to influence votes fallacies?

Bread lines in the US and Trump giving 2 trillion in socialist aid/corporate welfare and “pro-lifers” saying a “few” extra (ten of thousands?) people dying if it gets toilet paper back on the shelves is an acceptable sacrifice. Crazy what small government family value moralists will support as long as the man dotting the final line has the all important R next to his name...

Better than the Kim Jung Un haircut last month he let his step-son give him...

Reminder for FISH: Expect it to be specified in the will that I will receive all players cards.

16 off-shore accounts (10 with rollover, 11 with futures bets), 4 Nevada, 1 Iowa, 3 PA, 1 Indiana, 4 New Jersey, money on both WSOP-nevada and Jersey, and uncashed tickets in Indiana, New Mexico, Reno, and Vegas... Thank god I apparently have an unlimited time to sort all of it out...

I was able to login into all my Nevada accounts (except Atlantis because I lost the password having not used it since the super bowl props...) but I'm out-of-state now so can't see if bets will go through anyhow.... Nothing appears to being offered at Peppermill but Baldinis still lisiting and advertise cashouts through play+ but I haven't got around trying it as I'm currently prioritizng my mess off-shore with many, many accounts in various positions with rollover and such...

BiggyRun I don’t know why you even bother. REPUBLICAN senator - impossible for him to be a criminal.

Got circa, baldini's, atlantis, and peppermill funded... Any word on these?

Must suck (pun intended) getting nabbed so quickly after taking the money shot that you neither have to time wire the money to Tony (RIP) or wipe off your face for your mug shot...

Only one pizza in video... Even he is generous and throws the kid a couple stubs of crust there is zero chance that Broke and wife would be sharing just a single pizza for today's fourth meal...

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/does-donald-trump-have-the-new-coronavirus.html

Bobby is a good pick although i’m sure he is now safe again since Trump is protecting him by eliminating potential deadly Europeans as potential rides.

BobbyFK held a Merrymen meetup alone at an empty wawa in Egg Harbor Township at 2AM where the only other attendees were Fishhead and Uncle Ronnie via WhatsApp video conferencing. Sad runner up to the famous 2 minute AC handshake bash BFK, Zeta andTrigger held in the hotel lobby of the Trop. I got to Laughlin at 4 AM and in Vegas the next couple nights before heading to Oklahoma. Next meetup is the Iowa one IAG is organizing for April Fools Day.

Already owed thousands to Bobby and family and many others off forum before his latest scam so not sure when he was ever off...

His employer has insurance right? So since someone else would be covering his theft it is no longer theft...

Could be big ticket item among forumville memorabilia collectors. If he threw it on ebay as a lot with the infamous green shirt he could likely pay back one if not two of his super bowl creditors...

Having participated in Bush’s snipe hunt for weapons of mass destruction I definitely feel entitled to something. I would settle for the great health care for all Trump promised so I’m not stuck waiting for Medicare for only the age group who votes it in for just themselves to finally kick in. Since (like the rest Trump’s snake oil?) that seems unlikely how about the promised welfare solver for x’s streaks you stiffed Mikey and me on?

If I can cut the rambling best man’s speech I think I can get this done for $750 digitalization included. Given betfair has dropped the price of a Trump recession this year from 4-1 to a coin toss within the last few days payment is going to have to obviously be non-fiat (bitcoin, gold, cigarettes, or bulk MREs all good). HERB

I can make this happen... Going rate? 5 years of happy marriage for the guy - deserves some props.