El Chapo2017

True. Swifty's Cooch looks like Roast Beef.

ETSU was #1 Seed (and had too much to play for). I POUNDED the ETSU -7.5. ^Just like everybody else...

Against the Spread, Wofford +7.5 might be a Coinflip. BUT, What Kind of a MORON would've bet the ML? No shade...Just Sayin'...BOL...

40 EDM -1.5/+220 (FanDuel)

On November 3, 2020... Biden IS Gonna BE: The Lock of the Day... The Lock of the Night... The Lock of the Week... The Lock of the Month... The Lock of the Year... The Lock of the Decade... The Lock of the Century... AND... DALOCKADA MILLENNIUM!... Pound Biden...

Biden is a Mortal LOCK... Try to get a Prop on Biden with 300+ Electoral Votes.' EZ Money...

Lollapalooza will get cancelled. And so will the Taste of Chicago and all the Street festivals.

32 VAN -1.5/+185 (Matchbook)

Huh? I was all ready to face the music, but JK banned me. I guess I pissed off some of those 80-Year-Old Fokks (at JK's) when i made a "Shady" remark about Bobby "The Owl". Go figure... Anyway, I Got RICH on the 2016 Election... All my bets on Hillary were paid (before the election) ... Irish bookie already paying out on Hillary Clinton victory bets https://www.marketwatch.com/story/irish-bookie-already-paying-out-on-hillary-clinton-victory-bets-2016-10-18 ...(then I used that money and got 30k from a Shy to Pound Trump)... ^Just like everybody else... EZ Money... Jesus H. Christ, mikeman--I was ALL READY to "Face the Music" and JK BANNED Me... Get Da Story Correct, Knee Grow... We Still Buds...BOL...

Exactly. Only Forum PUSSIES (Who Can't Hang) who start threads like this are the ones who DESERVE Banning... A Serious Question, All Kidding Aside: What Kind of a FORUM PUSSY starts a thread asking for someone to get banned? Talk About a THIN-SKINNED POS...

Final EC Vote: Biden 333 Trump 205 Pound Biden in The General... EZ Money...

Trump CAN'T "Flip" anything that he lost in 2016. His ONLY path is to keep what he got last time and hope he can hang onto ONE of the Big 3 Rustbelt States. All Biden has to do is Flip Back PA, MI, and WI. Biden's WORSE Case looks like 278-260.

What a JOKE... That Bald POS was wearing a HARNESS? What a Freakin' Pussy... If he had any balls he would've fallen into the Volcano on Live TV... PUSSY... BORING as Fokk...

Thanks, tyl... I am ALREADY...POUNDING Biden To Win The General... Popular Vote and EC... I gotta POUND Biden.... Before he goes to -5000, and drops off the board... BOL...

There once was a MEAT from MANtucket, Whose Dick was so long he could Suck it He said with a grin As he wiped of his chin If my MEAT was a MAN, I would Fukk it.

A Good "Starting Point" Map that shows how Biden could easily get Above 300 EV:

GaGa, Springsteen. Etc... BTW--I am gonna come back into this thread and Deal with All of The IGNORANT BS being posted by these CLUELESS Trump Supporters... Gonna have to wait, though... Then, I am going to deal with this IGNORANT BS...One Post at a time... Stay Tuned... El Chapo's "Political Content" will be "Save Forever/Bucket List" Stuff... Tragically, duty calls...And, my obligation (to set Clueless POS at TGF Straight) must be temporarily postponed... Of Course, I am on the way to enact my USUAL Wed. Afternoon Routine: Picking up a Key of Uncut Bolivian Powder and a Late Lunch with a Barely Legal Arab Stripper. However today, after Biden's Big Wins on Super Tuesday, and the 20k That I won by pounding Biden to win TX, I am obligated to drop Pucci off at the Monkey House at the Detroit Zoo (for a couple of hours), so Pucci can get some of that Prime PP (Primate Poontang). How convenient that the Fanciest Restaurant in Royal Oak is close at hand... El Chapo Lives a Charmed Life... Gonna be able to lay a nice surprise on Pucci (after he gets his Primate 'Tang)... Gonna go to Wolverine Furs to pick up his Meticulously Tailored Mink Coat...

Hell Yes, Miss IAG. I've Got My Moments... And, Never Forget to Pray for El Chapo's Immortal Soul... "Nymph, in Thy Orisons, be All My Sins Remembered"...

Yup. Trump gonna get another Nobel Prize for Afghanistan.

Musta Been Hella Fun for someone whose whole life was riding on the game going UNDER. He was ready to jump off the Hoover Dam Bridge for about 15 Minutes and then he got a reprieve. For every "Bad Beat" there are people on the other side.

^That Guy is Pretty Sharp... Live and Learn... Pay Attention...