Don't buy one, get exercise, make friends and meet girls. You don't want to be that 55 year old disgusting tub of lard sitting alone posting and getting addicted to lame games. Better off dead than that.
Martian agreed that it was a stupid question because it was. No one needs to read that kind of crap. It's no one's fault but your own that your stream of consciousness in that situation was dumb enough to offend others. Grow up, try to do better next time and move on - for everyone's sake and stop taking it out on others. Thanks.