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You got something to say. You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

Aids might stop him.

Nah I'm good naitch. Imagine how bad he must smell after all he is an acquaintance of captain shitstains himself. I heard they had to put a tent around Shawn Patrick's and fumigate if after the fistfucks visited .

Read back further, $80 plus $20 for the wine.

60/40 I'd say And yes like a homeless guy at the salvation army at free Thanksgiving dinner.

You two are on my top three of best friends. Beers on me.

Bought this fancy $10 toothbrush at sprouts a few months back. That and the crystal deodorant were two of the best purchases I've made. Like Tom's toothpaste but will look into this.

Nic Claxton is Charles Claxton's son. You have to be pretty old to remember his father was a decent ballplayer.

Definitely need to write that up. Just caught up to the hooker thread. Won $800 on keno the other night so looks like there might be a part deux.

Thus why I said came back from the grave. Why the fuck hasn't anyone drafted Naz Reid yet? If you are drafted based on potential this guy is a top 10 talent.

Lol at trannyavelli in this thread trying to evaluate talent. It's like Timely went to Trinidad, Colorado for a sex change and came back from the grave to post.

Definitely exceeded my expectations. She came over about 12:30am. I told her if she wanted anything to drink to bring something. I opened the door and there was an above average attractive doe-eyed light-skinned black girl holding a bottle of wine. She walked in and I would say she had an 8/10 body. Not perfect, but the signature Ethiopian booty was on point. We sat down at the table and i got a couple of wine glasses. I opened the bottle (after checking it was still sealed, I didn't want to get KingCosbied) and we had a glass. We had agreed on $80 but since she brought the wine and it was a brand I recognized that was around $15, I told her I'd give her $100 total. She asked if she could smoke some weed and I told her no but if she wanted to go outside on the patio that was fine. She said never mind, I'm ready anyway. i told her what I wanted to do and she said whenever you are ready lets go to the bedroom. I stripped quickly and then she did a slow tease out of her dress. Her lingerie was nice and clean and she smelled like strawberries and peaches. She got on the bed and started rubbing me then she flipped over and put her ass in my face. It smelled of strawberries and peaches as well so I went to town while she stroked my cock. After a few minutes, she rotates off next to me still stroking me. I grab a condom and she hopped on. She had lovely tits with hershey kiss nipples and her pussy was soaking as she rode me. She came first then I came, we laid there until we got up to clean up a little. After it was done we finished off the wine. She said that was fun and said call her anytime. A pleasant nightcap to a wonderful birthday weekend for yours truly.

What's on tomorrow's itinerary: 10am- some place Axel Rose took a shit 11am- grave site of some guy who opened for the who in 73 1130am- wait in line at Pink's hot dogs 1pm- eat a pink's hot dogs 230pm- drive up to the gates of Dodger Stadium parking lot, snap pic 330pm-drive by Venice Beach, take pic of sign from cab 4pm- go to hooters in santa monica for some wings 5pm- still hungry go to random pizza place 630pm- still hungry eat pho at in little italy 7pm- drive by staples center snap pic 830pm- shower at truck stop 9pm- go back to pinks hot dogs 10pm- drive by Bret Michaels old apartment 11pm- go to pinks hot dogs, take pic, bitch about them being closed 1130pm- masturbate self to pinks hot dogs 12am- cry until i sleep

Thanks for the well wishes. All the best to you as well.

Sounds like the Ray..er Devil Rays, or possibly the Desert Rays (not the worst of nicknames) may be in the mix given today's news.

At least 8 of those have been enlightening.

Anybody that gives more than a slice of cheese for this blockhead is dumber than he is. Since he is as dumb as a box of rocks that will take some doing. Guy belongs in the J-league. Meaning jail.

Hi guy that never shuts the fuck up. Hope you are well.

Stupid fuck gets a shitty pizza at Hearthstone when he could have had a better one at Yardhouse, North Italia, Ada's in Tivoli, or even Frankie's Uptown. That what opioid addiction and chasing video poker comps will get you folks.

Ate at Hearthstone once. Overpriced mediocre like most of the restaurants at Red Rock. Caters to the white-trash crowd like Shitstains McDumpsterDiver. Most of the restaurants turn over there every two years because they jack the prices up and the Paddock white-trash video crowd uses their comps and they are the only ones that eat there. They even ruined the Yardhouse there as well. Was going to head over to Red Rock to kick the shit out of Captain Shitstains but will take my online anger management class instead. Serenity now.

Happier than Ronald at the glory holes

Retard Bobby is happier.

King Kellen Winslow jr. KingCosby. KingGrannyshagger When Brock's not the biggest loser at the Lou malnitis table, you know your life took a wrong turn somewhere. You are one fucked up individual.

Lulzabye

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