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iateyourmotherssoup

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  1. Inspired by the nickname thread. Try to cap'n 1 up it.
  2. King turned down watching this to hang out with bitchtits mcchargeback.
  3. Determined to make that one early afternoon post to show he's not hung over. Still show em Lester. Then marking the countdown calendar on the fridge for the next trip to the Aquarius , 19 dollar room bitches! All the while wondering what happened to that backup JV quarterback he mentored that's now working the night shift at Walmart is doing. Then sweet emotions plays on the iPod dock and me and Mrs diabla make those eyes. Clink bud lights and we know tonight is gonna be special. Oh yeah.
  4. Looking out at the empty Arizona sky thinking honey we got it made me junior fetch me one of them there bud lights on exhausted from laughlin. LMAO
  5. I'm out in downtown Vegas. Just had branzino and asparagus after work. Passed on the free Nelly concert. Enjoy alcoholism on the deck Lester.
  6. Shitty in the literal and figurative sense. Well played.
  7. See if Brock will drive you to Vegas tomorrow and I'll take you guys to the oyster bar.
  8. If I learned one thing in 12 step,its that you've got to hit bottom. Congrats tgf , we've hit rock bottom.
  9. Ritos dog -450. Remember the x once lost a spelling bee to a bucketful of fried chicken.
  10. Who are we kidding woodcock, A six pack of Bud light and you'd put on a bald wig and one of those price is right name tags that said Tyrone's bitch.
  11. Looks like Queen and Traniavelli are going to get lucky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk2NHZukTYg
  12. He came when he saw your car and you in it. Changing pick to Machiavelli.
  13. There's a long history of underperforming Argentine strikers in international games. Higuain, Messi, Tevez, Aguero etc.
  14. With all this misdirection I'm thinking you are meeting up with the only BillySink. Amirite?
  15. Well the guy i "assaulted" was black. So you may have something there.
  16. How long until the NBA players pick up on the fact their owners are merely slave trading them? Will we need a politically correct word for trades soon?
  17. something, something, opioids. Nothing to see.
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