EugeneMorgan

Me and wyfe are drinking wine w a sommelier. Dropping knowledge. Wife wants to fuck her. Lol.

If a kangaroo gets high does he become a pouch potato?

Raise, will we be able to stop it? Do we even want to?

Are the Aussies still upside down?

What about the kangaroos?

If it doesn't work out you can always drive a cab. Fistfuck= original black landers

What time and is this champions or Europa league?

Two of the more detestable people in all of forumville.  Pants shitting cabby taking advantage of down's syndrome 12 year old Black oompa loompa.  Fistfuck pretending he's not a scalper and a gambler and Black Landers getting the attention he doesn't get from his sad ghetto life.

Honestly, it is hard to root for anyone in this case.  Two pieces of shit that we hope it ends in a scoreless draw.  If both sides could lose, humanity would rejoice.

The cabana suites are very nice.  They are across the street but they are way more modern than the regular rooms.  Your room looked fine though.

Now honestly, I have to say your trip report was pretty embarrassing and pathetic.  I hate to agree with Black Landers on anything but I do here.  I get you don't care about the food, obviously everything about Siegel's is average/below average but you wanted free.  The buffet was your big blow out meal and that was pretty sad.  I wish you wouldn't be so much of a penny pincher, there are about 100 nice bars you could have had a nice bar or restaurant, go see some nature or a sight or show.  Doesn't even have to cost anything.

Playing penny Kitty Glitter or whatever the fuck and drinking and tonics from Lorena the beat-down middle-aged filipino waitress who begrudgingly smiles at you as you act like your dollar is going to make a difference in her life since her kid died by a drunk driver on Boulder Highway is not really living it up.

When I think of you I think of that episode of Good Times when they think Wilona was eating cat food.  That's not a good thing.

Hope you enjoyed though and please don't come back.

were you in the cabana suites at the cortez?

6 hours ago, RaiseThese said:

Are edible more expensive on a high for high basis?

honestly i dont know.  i still have a pretty low tolerance so i don't go through them too rapidly.

i would guess i spend as much on edibles in six months that i would one night of drinking, so definitely a bargain there.

and i use them pretty much every night.

Tough beat, I parlayed helicopter crash with NOT EATEN by bear.

That's the worst loss since Kenny Egan got jobbed by the Chinese boxer in Beijing.

I wouldn't go that far.  

Hoffa is like the 32nd Baskin Robbins flavor- bland nothingness.

He is the New Times Roman font of posting.

Welcome back Raise. I enjoy your posting.  You were missed.

P.S.  I don't smoke.

Take care Raise.  I enjoyed your posting.  You will be missed.

First of all, I got to give it to you, man. You want to talk about addiction? Let's do what we say in Vegas, let's tell it straight up. Truth is, I am an addict. About three years ago at 24-hour fitness,, in the shower in the locker room, oh, man, I was high, bro. I don't remember much about that night, but what I do remember is them carrying me out of that gym. They carried me straight into rehab. I did that to myself. That was just the beginning of it - for three years, not only did I lose my job, I lost my wife. I lost my kids. I lost myself. I lost my spirit.

I disgraced my race. I disgraced my family. I disgraced myself. But you know what, TGF, I came to a point in my life where it was do or die. I had to make a decision. Do. Or die. And you know what? I did, because I'm here right now. Day by day, by the Grace of God, I have earned my way back in to this forum. Day by day, by the Grace of God, I have earned the respect of my kids again. Day by day, I have earned my lifeback. When I stand across from you, and I see that across your waist, that symbolizes for me I'm sorry. That's my way of telling my family "I'm sorry". That's my way of telling my kids, I'm going to provide a better way of life for them. That's MY new addiction. I am addicted. I'm addicted to the high I get from them. I'm addicted to the high I get when I go home and tell my family "hey, I'm doing it". I'm addicted to the satisfaction I get to tell everybody like you who didn't believe in me you can stick it up your ass. I'm addicted to the do or die feeling I'm going to have in the Main Stage. Oh, what I high it is.

But the difference between you and me TGF, is that I'm an addict and I'll do anything, and run over anybody it's going to take to get that around my waist and get my high.

very disappointing trip report.  

can't find it but it was actually less exciting than irishluck's trip report.

i honestly felt bad for that kid.

you are a grown man, but geez.

cringeworthy.

he's the black guy right?

black landers.

maybe try dominoes or spades.

brock is black.

blauser (jeff)

4 hours ago, mikeman said:

You'll like this one, at the 4 queens when you cash in your vouchers at the kiosks they dont give you change, they give you cash and then another voucher for the change,  i guess they figure most people wont wait in line for a few nickles? I dont play that game, I walked right up with my voucher for 5 cents and made them give my my nickle. God damn it, its the principle. Also found a voucher laying by a machine for 10 cents, that felt good baby

I think all or almost all the casinos do that now. They know people are lazy and stupid. 

I'll give you credit cuz tubby Keith would be too winded to redeem it at the cage.

So u got that going for you.

Pretty much the only thing missing from making this a big gambler/Irish luck trip report is a visit to the plaza food court.

Step it up.miser mike.

Hates black people.

Does everything black people do.

Black landers folks.

brock went to bed a black man.

woke up a broke black man.

"black landers- the true story of one of life's biggest losers and the real life clayton bigsby"

-from the authors of hairline alberta

The reviews are in:

"one of the saddest things i've read in years. now that depressed me" -S. Plath

"this made me change my mind on abortion" -Justice C. Thomas

"now that motherfucker was crazy"- C. Manson

"told you the internet would fuck you up" - T. Kaczinski

"damn African American at least i'm not him" -S. Hawking

"we don't want him either" - A. Sharpton

Watched a little to see Felix since she's a legend.

Pretty sure fistfuck is hoping black landers doesn't pay so he'll go away black landers goes to these fastfood joints because he doesn't have to tip.

Probably has rims on his Kia.

Brock is black.

Lol black people not good at poker too emotional go on tilt.

Champaign cumstain not good at poker too emotional go on tilt.

Brock is blsck.

Blause

Ok then. At least do something that makes your vacation better than black brocks. Right now you are neck and neck 

Miser mike, go to oak And ivy And celebrate. Splurge for once.