SUPERMAN 23 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 i type with 1 finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Haven't banged a hooker in almost three years. I'm 48 and have been with hundreds over the last 20 years (massage parlours, escorts, street ho's), sex drive is much more under control nowadays. STD free and Cholesterol is excellent thanks to Crestor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Haven't banged a hooker in almost three years. I'm 48 and have been with hundreds over the last 20 years (massage parlours, escorts, street ho's), sex drive is much more under control nowadays. STD free and Cholesterol is excellent thanks to Crestor.You need to get back in the game Get busy livin or get busy dying plummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 You need to get back in the game Get busy livin or get busy dying plummer Oh I'm in the game pal, just not with real live ladies at the moment. Still enjoy porn. Especially this kind of stuff: http://www.xvideos.com/video13374835/publicagent_e222_christen_xxx Smokey I used to have tremendous success with low income broads later in the month. Would cruise the low rent districts of Toronto late at night and usually could score some action from a welfare mom. I learned that women standing at certain bus stops in the burbs at 2am aren't really waiting for a bus (especially when the buses have stopped for the night). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Yikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Yikes And no, I don't feel guilty for having sex with those broads in their bedrooms while their children slept in the next room. Should I ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 And no, I don't feel guilty for having sex with those broads in their bedrooms while their children slept in the next room. Should I ?Nope. Not at all. You did what you had to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadillac Pete Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I watch Real Housewife's of NYC and OC.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Ran away from home in 2nd grade to go live in the sewers with my friend and thought we could live with the ninja turtles. We were in sewers for like 2 hrs then went home after realizing there were no ninja turtles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I'm sorry your dreams were shattered spankie. Keep up the good fight my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Once in my running wild days got in some trouble and bail was set at 250k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Oh I'm in the game pal, just not with real live ladies at the moment. Still enjoy porn. Especially this kind of stuff: http://www.xvideos.com/video13374835/publicagent_e222_christen_xxx Smokey I used to have tremendous success with low income broads later in the month. Would cruise the low rent districts of Toronto late at night and usually could score some action from a welfare mom. I learned that women standing at certain bus stops in the burbs at 2am aren't really waiting for a bus (especially when the buses have stopped for the night). thought I was the only one thou I was living in atl bch,fla and they were strippers. look up and there are the kids watching mom get railed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 back when you used amex travelers ckecks, hired some hooker in wakiki for 300 and didnt put on the 2nd signiture and in the morning went to amex and had them replaced,came back and two fucking HUGE samoans were camped outside my door,what a mess that was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Me and my OLD LADY adopted two LIL NIGNOGS from the Horn of AFRICA early last year We couldn't be happier They have been a great addition to our family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Me and my OLD LADY adopted two LIL NIGNOGS from the Horn of AFRICA early last year We couldn't be happier They have been a great addition to our familyHow nice of you berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Me and my OLD LADY adopted two LIL NIGNOGS from the Horn of AFRICA early last year We couldn't be happier They have been a great addition to our family Does Bobbyfk babysit them for free? Should check into that if not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 When I was 19 years old I was a high roller in AC under a fake name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Does Bobbyfk babysit them for free? Should check into that if notBobby does not do it for free. All bobby asks for is a couple bags of Kroger cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Bobby does not do it for free. All bobby asks for is a couple bags of Kroger cheese. Are the bags pre-opened? Otherwise we could have a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobyTyler Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 thread took a strange turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 I had sex with a 16 year old when i was 24Not my fault she said she was 18Didnt find out till she called me and said she was pregnant and told me her real age.Turns out i was not the fatherShot blanksGyno jr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Are the bags pre-opened? Otherwise we could have a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 :laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Are the bags pre-opened? Otherwise we could have a problem Makes me proud I always called that Jerry's kids telethon, prolly paid for a lot of this kid's velcro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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