TeamGSP Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Before i start on this thread and many other beauty secrets for women i plan on doing in the future to make you think, i would like to let everyone know that i respect the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Trans-gendered community but i was born a male. I have been happy being a male my entire life and i will die being a male. I have never been attracted to other males. Just to give you an idea of where my brain is as a male, i am the type that will never be attracted to any tomboys. In fact any sight of any female that has any traits of male characteristics is a turn off to me as far as any sexual relations go, no matter how real of a vagina that she might have. In other words if a girl has no titties with nipples that look like a man, i'm not going to be interested no matter how 100% born female that she might be. Now that we have that out of the way, i would like to discuss hair rebonding that a lot of females do. The reason why i bring this up is because i realize a lot of guys are attracted to women with straight hair. When i get with a girl, i want her to keep having everything i like about her for as long as possible because any lie that comes up after getting to know her can be a dealbreaker for me and then i don't want to be with her anymore. I mean has anyone ever been with an albino? I gotta tell you that an albino can be really extreme and you are probably not going to come across being with an albino unless you have been with her a really long time and then you are stuck with her. No fuckin' female albino is going to let you know off the bat that she is an albino unless she is fuckin' ugly or something. But lets not talk about albinos right now because it's very extreme. Lets talk about women with curly hair. Did you know there is a procedure called hair bonding that can straighten out the hair and let her have straight hair? Yeah do the research for yourself on google and then you don't need to get fooled by all the hot women whose hair is nice and straight. If i really liked straight hair and i was married to a girl for 10 years and straight hair was a dealbreaker to me, i would feel really cheated after a period of time finding out that her hair is fake let alone not straight. For me, straight hair or curly hair is not a dealbreaker for me but i am just saying for all those other guys who are attracted to women with straight hair, can you imagine getting stuck with someone who doesn't really have straight hair? To tell you the truth, i want natural hair and i want to know how many gray hairs. Again, beauty is so far advanced that a lot of these women get a glop full of gray hair when they are 19 and then they cover the shit up by dying it and then you don't get to know everything till 20 years later. Has it ever occurred to you how women turn into a raisin all of a sudden when they are 40 years old? The answer is no they don't all of a sudden get like that into their 40s. They have been like that somewhat since they were 19, you just didn't know it cause you already got sucked in for love and all the babies you gotta pay for yep, marriage is way more expensive than an escort, sorry. Either way you are paying for it but a $1000 escort for 30 minutes is more cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Let me guess you are a hair stylist, male nurse, or in human resources? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 you means besides a idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nothing but winners Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 WTF, :Pass the Bong nappy head.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Let me guess you are a hair stylist, male nurse, or in human resources? If i had anything to do with those professions that you listed, i might have been able to come up with my conclusions a lot earlier but i just had to figure everything out myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 WTF, :Pass the Bong nappy head.............. yeah dating is not fun for me anymore. All the naturals have been taken since high school. If anyone is available after high school, something must be wrong with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugardaddy Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 This guy must be related to Mighty Maron... they spend all day reading and writing on all sorts of odd subjects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 This guy must be related to Mighty Maron... they spend all day reading and writing on all sorts of odd subjects you mean to tell me nothing i said doesn't ever has a chance of EVER resonating with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugardaddy Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 To be perfectly honest... I didn't read LOL But I will, later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCD Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Holy fuck. I've been waiting a long time for someone to start a thread like this. Totally with you on the hair rebonding. It really sucks to go out with a girl with straight hair and find out its really curly and she's been lying to you. But I have to disagree about the albino thing. I have an albino girlfriend (her name is Peggy and she's a stuntwoman) and I just want to put it out there that albino females have really pink pussies which is a pretty good thing. They also smell a little different, kind of like a mix of BBQ Pringles and Nerds, but in a good way. You should start an advice thread and straighten all the jabronis here about raisin women and albinos and conking your hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Holy fuck. I've been waiting a long time for someone to start a thread like this. Totally with you on the hair rebonding. It really sucks to go out with a girl with straight hair and find out its really curly and she's been lying to you. But I have to disagree about the albino thing. I have an albino girlfriend (her name is Peggy and she's a stuntwoman) and I just want to put it out there that albino females have really pink pussies which is a pretty good thing. They also smell a little different, kind of like a mix of BBQ Pringles and Nerds, but in a good way. You should start an advice thread and straighten all the jabronis here about raisin women and albinos and conking your hair.Lmfao This is the strangest thread I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugardaddy Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tom-delonge-wtf1.gif Very appropriate. Great gif choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Holy fuck. I've been waiting a long time for someone to start a thread like this. Totally with you on the hair rebonding. It really sucks to go out with a girl with straight hair and find out its really curly and she's been lying to you. But I have to disagree about the albino thing. I have an albino girlfriend (her name is Peggy and she's a stuntwoman) and I just want to put it out there that albino females have really pink pussies which is a pretty good thing. They also smell a little different, kind of like a mix of BBQ Pringles and Nerds, but in a good way. You should start an advice thread and straighten all the jabronis here about raisin women and albinos and conking your hair. i guess i should not fault women for wanting their hair a certain way, fake or not but to me the hair on women can be like rims on a nice car. To me i think of fake hair on women as their business. Women have to look a certain way in order to command a certain amount of business. It takes a lot of money to get their hair done so they most definitely have to find the men who can maintain them. What other thread would i be able to do aside from hair? I would have to say eye brows. So many women don't have any or so little of it. It's such a small little thing on the human body but for a woman it's HUGE in attracting guys who don't know any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Lmfao This is the strangest thread I've ever seen. maybe you have been with just a few women in your life. Maybe you have only been with 1 woman your entire life and you are happy with her. But maybe you have been with a lot of women in your life without knowing that a couple of them might have been guys. I mean think outside the box here, this thread really isn't about hair rebonding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCD Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 There's eyebrows, eye size, hair color, pussy hair, pussy hair color, size of the labia, fingernails, ankle size, breast to hip ratio... The list goes on and on. I used to be against anal bleaching but now that I'm dating an albino I can see the other side. A pale anus is muy caliente. What are your thoughts on that TeamGSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 There's eyebrows, eye size, hair color, pussy hair, pussy hair color, size of the labia, fingernails, ankle size, breast to hip ratio... The list goes on and on. I used to be against anal bleaching but now that I'm dating an albino I can see the other side. A pale anus is muy caliente. What are your thoughts on that TeamGSP. i want real eye brows, even if it's hardly any eye brow i'm ok with it, as long as she's got a little something. eye size, hair color, pussy hair, pussy hair color, ankle size and breast hip ratio are not important to me. size of labia MIGHT be important to me. That's because a large and huge chunk of labia must have meant it was almost born and penis and that can be a real turnoff for me. I know there's surgeries to correct weird looking labia but that's why i would rather go for someone in a poor neighborhood because then you have a higher chance that nobody there has any money to do anything and then you can find a natural. anal bleaching i don't care about because i'm not an ass man. What i like are large pepperoni areolas. I have never in my life seen a transexual with large pepperoni areolas because a male is always born with a small little nipple. No male trying to look like a female will ever be able to copy this without looking fake. So just think of that. I'm gonna look for all the naturals who are more than likely going to have a certain quality about them that will never be fake. There's also the feet to look at in a real woman. Yeah i know a lot of guys are going to think it's nasty and weird to check the feet but i have to do it because i would like to know the percentages of me being deceived or not. What are the chances that a man in america who wants to be a woman will have feet that are 100% female? Don't think it's gonna happen like that LOL just think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCD Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Never thought about it like that, go to poor neighborhoods to avoid getting involved with fake-y manly vaginas. What a great idea! I'm totally with you about the big labias. I think we can all learn a lesson with hyenas where the female hyenas labias can get really big and their clitorises get oversized and almost look like fake penises and women hyeanas are really bossy and control everything so if you see a big clitoris and big pussy lips then watch out because you're not going to be the one wearing the man pants in that relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Never thought about it like that, go to poor neighborhoods to avoid getting involved with fake-y manly vaginas. What a great idea! I'm totally with you about the big labias. I think we can all learn a lesson with hyenas where the female hyenas labias can get really big and their clitorises get oversized and almost look like fake penises and women hyeanas are really bossy and control everything so if you see a big clitoris and big pussy lips then watch out because you're not going to be the one wearing the man pants in that relationship. i'm definitely not a male-chauvinist pig but sometimes i am going to be really strong about going a certain direction because i am the man of the relationship and to me a real feminine woman will understand stuff like this that happens from time to time. At the same time i am going to make sure that i am fair enough to give women their space at the right time. I'm sorry for everyone else who might be reading this thread and not really understand what i'm saying but i am a real man who likes the truth up front. I don't like finding it out later on, i want to know everything in the beginning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brayden11 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugardaddy Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Read it. Powerful material. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Lmfao This is the strangest thread I've ever seen.Unreal Joe , kinger attracts all the weirdos they follow him to every forum he goes lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 imo LCD and TeamGSP should look to establish a non-sexual relationship outside of the forums. Whatever happens after that happens lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LCD Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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