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Part 2 Getting to know our Members


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Married

              &

                about

                         to jump

                                    off 

                                        a cliff   :gun

 

I'll never forget our anniversary date because we got married on my wife's birthdate.

 

I wish I could remember when her birthday is... :scratch

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Future getting to know our members....

 

How many STD's have you contracted in your life?

 

1 Syphillis - bacterial infection. Treated with antibiotics via a couple of painful needles to the buttocks.

 

Got it from a blowjob from a crazy broad. She obviously sucked alot of cocks before mine. :bulb

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1 Syphillis - bacterial infection. Treated with antibiotics via a couple of painful needles to the buttocks.

 

Got it from a blowjob from a crazy broad. She obviously sucked alot of cocks before mine. :bulb

I think I got that as well from a escort in AC. Pissing felt like I was pissing straight edge razors. I told the doc and he gave me two different color pills. Also got crabs a different time. Horrible at the time. I saw something small, put it on my index finger, and it was moving. I wanted to drop dead. I shaved the balls, everything and went to a drug store and bought the shampoo. The funniest thing about it was I left the empty box in a catholic school sport coat and my mom found it a few years later. I said my friend Val, a guy, like Valentino, put it in there as a joke.

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