GreenDoberman Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Asking for a friend of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Check in Deb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ted sheckler Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 omg i got this great story... so this one time in LA, my girlfriend and i went to NOBU and had sushi and other shit, was like 600 dollar bill. Then we went walking down the strip and saw this girl sitting outside of the rainbow room wearing some star wars robe. well my girl started chatting her up and after about 20 minutes of chattin and smoking maryjanes my girl sealed the deal. So this girl hops off the chair and she's FUCKING 4'3, I gave this look to my girl and she looks back with that "ehh why not" so we grab a cab back to the wilshire in beverly hills. Back in the hotel room, were doing bumps of drugs and shit and next thing you my girl gettin eaten out by this little fucking thing. you get it, no need to tell the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 omg i got this great story... I love GREAT stories. What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Check in Deb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 omg i got this great story... so this one time in LA, my girlfriend and i went to NOBU and had sushi and other shit, was like 600 dollar bill. Then we went walking down the strip and saw this girl sitting outside of the rainbow room wearing some star wars robe. well my girl started chatting her up and after about 20 minutes of chattin and smoking maryjanes my girl sealed the deal. So this girl hops off the chair and she's FUCKING 4'3, I gave this look to my girl and she looks back with that "ehh why not" so we grab a cab back to the wilshire in beverly hills. Back in the hotel room, were doing bumps of drugs and shit and next thing you my girl gettin eaten out by this little fucking thing. you get it, no need to tell the rest.Don't tell joey but I did laugh at this one. Next thing you know...my girl is getting eaten out by this little fucking thing. Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ted sheckler Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I love GREAT stories. What is it? I'll tell the forum around 9 or 10 tonight, I do my best storytelling from home on the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ted sheckler Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Sweet your welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Check in Deb. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easy does it Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pocketrockets Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Guilty Was it good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Don't tell joey but I did laugh at this one. Next thing you know...my girl is getting eaten out by this little fucking thing. WowHahahahaa I did too. First good post by Sheck E Cheese ever. Never fucked a midge and don't think I ever will. They kinda scare me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 omg i got this great story... so this one time in LA, my girlfriend and i went to NOBU and had sushi and other shit, was like 600 dollar bill. Then we went walking down the strip and saw this girl sitting outside of the rainbow room wearing some star wars robe. well my girl started chatting her up and after about 20 minutes of chattin and smoking maryjanes my girl sealed the deal. So this girl hops off the chair and she's FUCKING 4'3, I gave this look to my girl and she looks back with that "ehh why not" so we grab a cab back to the wilshire in beverly hills. Back in the hotel room, were doing bumps of drugs and shit and next thing you my girl gettin eaten out by this little fucking thing. you get it, no need to tell the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I don't ever recall seeing a midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ted sheckler Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I don't ever recall seeing a midget.That is part of their mystique Seldom seen. I think in part because they are short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 omg i got this great story... so this one time in LA, my girlfriend and i went to NOBU and had sushi and other shit, was like 600 dollar bill. Then we went walking down the strip and saw this girl sitting outside of the rainbow room wearing some star wars robe. well my girl started chatting her up and after about 20 minutes of chattin and smoking maryjanes my girl sealed the deal. So this girl hops off the chair and she's FUCKING 4'3, I gave this look to my girl and she looks back with that "ehh why not" so we grab a cab back to the wilshire in beverly hills. Back in the hotel room, were doing bumps of drugs and shit and next thing you my girl gettin eaten out by this little fucking thing. you get it, no need to tell the rest.You fucked up when you said, "...we grab a cab..." Joey Ubers, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 That is part of their mystique Seldom seen. I think in part because they are short them the things that live under mushrooms or some shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Lollipop guild was frightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Bunch of sickos here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gijoe066 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Where do they hang out? don't know any. All big people here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 You fucked up when you said, "...we grab a cab..." Joey Ubers, pal. but the story would've been pre-uber when joeybags had all that money to throw around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Bunch of sickos hereI agree Who FUCKS a midget? Sure, who hasn't made love to a very very short person with unproportional limbs to torso ratio. But FUCK a Midget? that's sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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