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Vegas Dave indicted for using fake SSNs


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So how did this work?

 

Clerk: Hi, welcome to the Wynn what can I do for you today?

Dave: I'd like to cash a ticket for $20,000.

Clerk: Certainly, please fill out this IRS form which applies for all winnings over $10,000.

Dave: No problem. My SSN is 999999999. 

Clerk: Thank you sir, here are your winnings. 

 

Wynn: Dear IRS, please see submitted IRS form for individual 99999999 who won $20,000 this past tax year. 

IRS: Hmm, there is no individual associated with this SSN. Can you help us track this person down?

Wynn: I assume we could, I believe we keep some records on who submitted this 9999999 and I also believe we have a video camera or two on the casino premises. Let me check.

 

Wynn: Well that person was easy to recognize. That is no other than Vegas Dave.

IRS: Thank you, that was easy. 

<Chuckling in IRS offices>

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sounds like that could be considered structuring

Not at all, has always been a common practice. No problem unless a book employee is advising you to do that. Beards just take the payments in cash, but wiseguys working on their own usually take some chips.

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if you are so fuckin' good at betting 1 million dollars for the kc royals to win the world series the year at they indeed did so and betting holly holm at +1000 to beat ronda rousey why retire to start being in the business of selling your picks?

 

if you're so fuckin' good at betting like you do, why worry when you had miesha tate to beat amanda nunes risking 1 million dollars or whatever it was?

 

a real winner never has a problem of giving the irs 45 percent because they are a natural at it to begin with

 

the last guy to get caught red handed was billy walters i mean for his sake if you're so good at the nfl why are you getting involved in stocks?

 

And now we find that vegas dave was taking money off winning tickets without using his real social security number?

 

Anyone can get the hot hand for 30 years like billy walters did let alone vegas dave who was known for cashing in on huge underdog moneylines

 

At the end of my life here at The Gambling Forum, i hope as many as people possible here will understand that i don't like fake makeup, fake titties, and butt implants.  

 

vegas dave to me is the equivalent of fake eye lashes, and way too flashy.  The minute something seems too good to be true, i think LIAR

 

1 of my favorite comedians in the world was george carlin because his best topic of laughter always had something to do with BULLSHIT

 

Question for everyone in the forum, does your dick get hard off fake bullshit and you need to jizz?

 

If the answer is YES to me you are guilty by association

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At the end of my life here at The Gambling Forum, i hope as many as people possible here will understand that i don't like fake makeup, fake titties, and butt implants.  

 

vegas dave to me is the equivalent of fake eye lashes, and way too flashy.  The minute something seems too good to be true, i think LIAR

 

 

Or fake eyebrows GSP.

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if you are so fuckin' good at betting 1 million dollars for the kc royals to win the world series the year at they indeed did so and betting holly holm at +1000 to beat ronda rousey why retire to start being in the business of selling your picks?

 

if you're so fuckin' good at betting like you do, why worry when you had miesha tate to beat amanda nunes risking 1 million dollars or whatever it was?

 

a real winner never has a problem of giving the irs 45 percent because they are a natural at it to begin with

 

the last guy to get caught red handed was billy walters i mean for his sake if you're so good at the nfl why are you getting involved in stocks?

 

And now we find that vegas dave was taking money off winning tickets without using his real social security number?

 

Anyone can get the hot hand for 30 years like billy walters did let alone vegas dave who was known for cashing in on huge underdog moneylines

 

At the end of my life here at The Gambling Forum, i hope as many as people possible here will understand that i don't like fake makeup, fake titties, and butt implants.  

 

vegas dave to me is the equivalent of fake eye lashes, and way too flashy.  The minute something seems too good to be true, i think LIAR

 

1 of my favorite comedians in the world was george carlin because his best topic of laughter always had something to do with BULLSHIT

 

Question for everyone in the forum, does your dick get hard off fake bullshit and you need to jizz?

 

If the answer is YES to me you are guilty by association

 

 

There's a long thread here about  VD's scam

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