KingRevolver Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Italian Sausage (from Costco) made by poster Miley Cyrus... Sausage drier than a 19-year-olds cooch when she's sitting next to Wade on the bus. http://i.imgur.com/j5dHAea.jpg Redneck breakfast for dinner made by poster BustinNutz. Hard-as-a-rock homemade biscuits with jizz gravy, side of scrambled goose eggs, and burnt spicy pork sausage! The meal is funnier than he is... http://i.imgur.com/8Be7Ck8.jpg Bowl of baby throw-up with scattered crackers posted by Pocket Yanks. He claimed this travesty is lobster bisque. http://i.imgur.com/COG0G4a.jpg Steaming spaghetti covered with Indian diarrhea chili, topped with a mound of shredded gov'ment cheese posted by Bcatswin. Love the dirty napkins. This meal won two Brock Landers Tremendous Awards. http://i.imgur.com/Ym63Z21.jpg Teddy Kgb is responsible for these anorexic sewer rats he found on the job. I guess anything taste better with poverty BBQ sauce slathered on them. http://i.imgur.com/xtWFR5A.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Another meal posted by BustinNutz. Extra dry Steak-Ums with his Granny's panty cream slathered on it with a side of store-brand fake Doritos. A hungry homeless person would turn down this disgusting looking sandwich. http://i.imgur.com/QRQjLAr.jpg Teddy posted this overcooked and unpalatable paradox. At least we now know what happened to Babycakes... and why poster SlimShady's mouth was watering when he saw this meal. http://i.imgur.com/jt3ldNy.jpg Another Bcats breakfast special. Other than the expired orange juice, I don't think I can identify anything else in the picture. Burnt french omelette? Vulture kidney bacon with ketchup on it? I think that's a sausage link next to it. I don't know, you figure it out. http://i.imgur.com/lPnoDez.jpg Teddy makes simple lamb chops look like fossil grizzly bear claw... could you possibly add a bit more rub to them? Fuckin' thing is crustier than Teddy's jizz rag. http://i.imgur.com/uYE2GE6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZD15on4.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Good god!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sol Aristatel Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Another meal posted by BustinNutz. Extra dry Steak-Ums with his Granny's panty cream slathered on it with a side of store-brand fake Doritos. A hungry homeless person would turn down this disgusting looking sandwich. That was by far the most disgusting thing ever posted in the poverty meal thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRWager Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Wheres your boiled sausage at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Big Ted with some doozies as well. And that guy thinks he's favored in the $5 challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Big Ted, BustinNutz and Bcats... the holy trinity of poverty meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Good lord that shit all looks disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Wheres your boiled sausage at Make nothing but quality meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 That was by far the most disgusting thing ever posted in the poverty meal thread. I dunno dude if you saw the toasty roasty chili cheese frito sandy I made at like 3am blacked out. Might be worse. But, I was also so fucked up I thought it would be hilarious to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Good lord that shit all looks disgusting Which one was the worst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 http://forum.thegamblingforum.com/index.php?/topic/18482-the-top-10-poster-poverty-meals-of-2015/ Spankie gave us a peak at his patent pending sandwich-- The Toasty Roasty Chili Cheese Chip Sandy. The recipe is a bit of a secret, but it's pretty obvious that wiping your ass with it is one of the ingredients... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Good thread Kinger actually laughed my ass off pal No way Spankie should be left off this list.. guy eats cereal candy bars every day I'll give you my steak ums but my biscuits and gravy are fucking solid pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 No pal I have one of those a month or so. Give me shits the next day not worth it. Gonna start whipping up some nice summer dishes here soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Which one was the worst?I can't even stand to look at them long or hard enough to determine that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Funny stuff here. Laying in bed next to wife trying to explain why I keep laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd_ Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Good thread Kinger actually laughed my ass off pal No way Spankie should be left off this list.. guy eats cereal candy bars every day I'll give you my steak ums but my biscuits and gravy are fucking solid palYour biscuits and gravy meal don't belong on the worst list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Which one was the worst? Teddy's meatballs Just look at em. Guy cooked em for 6 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 I can't even stand to look at them long or hard enough to determine that Come on, pal. We need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Teddy's meatballs Just look at em. Guy cooked em for 6 hours. Yeah, but that bear claw makes me sick to my stomach. Look at it. You could claw people to death with that thing. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Your biscuits and gravy meal don't belong on the worst list. Agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Yeah, but that bear claw makes me sick to my stomach. Look at it. You could claw people to death with that thing. Jesus. That thing looks harder than tungsten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Biscuits n gravy looked fine. But the meat looked like a wolverine turd. Kinger also tried to diss JT"s shit on shingles. Guy needs to expand his pallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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