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TTP, what are you telling the wife when you go out to eat with Jorge?  Are you going to tell her you are meeting some dude who owns a sportsbook that you lose at?  

 

Can you imagine the poor wives?

 

Mrs. Stallion going to take one good look at George... with his mom jeans, Crocs, and butt-ugly J.J. Watt jersey... and go WTF?

 

Mrs. High Roller Wager going to take one good look at TTP... guy comes in wearing flip-flops, fake gold, and a muscle shirt...exposing his flab and stupid tattoos.

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TTP, what are you telling the wife when you go out to eat with Jorge?  Are you going to tell her you are meeting some dude who owns a sportsbook that you lose at?  

 

 

Help me out here. What did you tell the wife when you went to the RX Bash with your shirt unbuttoned to your belly button?

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Help me out here. What did you tell the wife when you went to the RX Bash with your shirt unbuttoned to your belly button?

I wouldn't bring my wife to hang out with degenerates.  I also wouldn't bring my wife to meet my Costa Rican bookie.  What did you tell her exactly?  Did you lie to her?

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Help me out here. What did you tell the wife when you went to the RX Bash with your shirt unbuttoned to your belly button?

also I believe just the top button was unbuttoned you dweeb.  Do you button your shirt all the way to the top without a tie?  You probably do.

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You hung out with Shrink with your wife no? 

 

Didnt he kill himself due to gambling debts?

damn.  good point.  But it was very weird.  I told my wife exactly what was going on.  She knew who Shrink was and we didn't know about his financial problems at the time.  Did you tell your wife exactly what was going on with your dinner?  I doubt it   :hurray

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damn.  good point.  But it was very weird.  I told my wife exactly what was going on.  She knew who Shrink was and we didn't know about his financial problems at the time.  Did you tell your wife exactly what was going on with your dinner?  I doubt it   :hurray

 

Here are the facts. George owes me a dinner from winning a fantasy bet. George is coming to town. 

 

Hey wife I have a friend  coming into town that is treating for dinner. 

 

Where is the lie?

 

Lol at you to keep calling me and George degenerates. I dont know about Georges finances but he seems to do pretty well for himself. And the money I have lost over the years is  petty cash pal.

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