KingRevolver Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 He played basketball with Allen Iverson, Joe Smith, and Alonzo Mourning.He busted 3s in AI's face and blocked Alonzo's shots.He played tennis against Tony Rutland and Bryant Stith, and beat them both in straight sets.He's made more money in his life than most of them.Had a friend fight on one of Money Mayweather's undercards.Knows John Cena.Knows all the girls from the Spearmint Rhino.Close friend of Wynn.Was in the store when Winston stole those crab legs.Has banged at least 10 Russian girls from there and says they all had ?big clits?Guy is compiling quite a list here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Doobie doesn't look at all like the athletic type. I can't imagine him playing AAU ball, but maybe he did. Not sure why he would be getting shots blocked by Alonzo Mourning as he wouldn't be getting into any paint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 I bet he runs the 40 faster than 4.3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 I remember him being kinda short and fat. Maybe he was tall as a youngster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 All drunks are good weaversGo sit at any bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 This is a smear campaign to discredit any allegations he brings up after meeting 'Christie' this weekend! KR be slick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Maybe he was tall as a youngster. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 All drunks are good weaversGo sit at any bar I don't think GreenChihuahua goes to bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 All drunks are good weaversGo sit at any bar So true. One friend of mine is a totally honest guy I've known him all my life. When he gets really fucked up I mean really fucked up cause he can drink ALOT, he turns into the biggest bullshitter you've ever met in your life. It's fuckin hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Smear campaign kinda makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Smear campaign kinda makes sense.They’re actually Snapchat palsThis is all done for views Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ConspiracyMuncher Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 GreenMuncher a good dude, have not seen him in 7 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 He played basketball with Allen Iverson, Joe Smith, and Alonzo Mourning. true He busted 3s in AI's face and blocked Alonzo's shots. false, other way around He played tennis against Tony Rutland and Bryant Stith, and beat them both in straight sets. true/false, surprised anyone has heard of either of them He's made more money in his life than most of them. false, was making a joke that they blew all their money Had a friend fight on one of Money Mayweather's undercards. true, although they keep canceling her fights. Knows John Cena. false, only guy i knew in wwe wrote for them supposedly. Knows all the girls from the Spearmint Rhino. false, maybe twenty years ago if you said cheetahs. Close friend of Wynn. false, never met him, heard he's a Person who inserts genitals into their mouth . Was in the store when Winston stole those crab legs. false, im a bucs fan , dont like winston though Has banged at least 10 Russian girls from there and says they all had ?big clits? false, prefer filipino, most russian girls do have big clits though Guy is compiling quite a list here. anyway, what's your delusional fantasy today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 was an ok athlete when younger. severely out of shape now. i went to jim valvano basketball camp when i was 12. my parents paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 I bet he runs the 40 faster than 4.3 4.42 in high school was my best time. today probably about 20.6 or DNF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 I don't think GreenChihuahua goes to bars. Classy guys like GD go to lounges, not bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 here's one you'll like KingWeaver. The bartender at the bar I was drinking at last night (same bar you called on your epic Vegas failure vacation), her boyfriend was the guitarist for Ozzy Osbourne in the 80s. (I didn't believe this one myself at first, but it checks out on Wikipedia). He came by after he went to the Knights game last night and we were joking he has to go to every game since he is their lucky charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Classy guys like GD go to lounges, not bars. I go to mostly the same bar every week, unless I am checking out a new spot. It has 48 beers on tap and I still usually order the same beer, Hop Nuts Hopathon. A local IPA that is 7.2, Check out their place near downtown when you come here FW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 4.42 in high school was my best time.Hahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Wantitall claimed 4.2. How many wpm do you type, Doobie???? How are your CYCLING skills???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Wantitall claimed 4.2. How many wpm do you type, Doobie???? How are your CYCLING skills???? I'd guess 60-80 wpm. Mom made me take typing in high school. Can barely ride a bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Hahahahahahahahahaha Will you be binging on Taco Bell tonight manic depressive? Are you going to add the 16 year old who mans the drive through on snapchat? Or is tonight Boston Market Friday for loners in Scottsdale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 I go to mostly the same bar every week, unless I am checking out a new spot. It has 48 beers on tap and I still usually order the same beer, Hop Nuts Hopathon. A local IPA that is 7.2, Check out their place near downtown when you come here FW.Just got my airfare for 8/23-26. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 4.42 in high school was my best time. today probably about 20.6 or DNF.this has to be a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 this has to be a joke Hand-timed on the track by the head coach. I am assuming human error gained me a tenth or two. Was officially timed at a college football camp between my junior and senior years. Ran a 4.48 and a 4.51. I was bored at work so I had the maintenance guy mark off 40 in the parking lot. Me and my shift manager went out there and ran. He did a 5.8, I ran a 6.2. Not bad for dress shoes at my senior age. I'm down 20 bucks though. He's a quick little Mexican. The owner pulled up as we were finishing and said "you boys training for the combine?" and rolled his eyes. I asked the sports book manager to put a line on our race and he gave me a terse "no line, off the board". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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