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The best tirade ever


Brock Landers
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Here's a story that came back to bite me in the ASS.................

 

When Leon Durham made his unforgettable error in the 1984 NLCS game 5 proceeded to go on the balcony and shout "That will teach you cocksuckers to trade Billy Buckner, hahahahahahahahahahaha, fuk you dumb sad bastards"

 

Two years later, as a DIEHARD DIEHARD Red Sox fan, Billy Buckner error through the wickets in game 6 forces a game 7 victory for the NY METS.

 

:gun  :gun  :gun  :gun

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After I volunteered, he let me shag balls during batting practice, a few times, when he was manager of the Scranton Wilkes Barre Red Barons, in the early 90’s.

 

It was fun but the jerk off GM said it was a liability and I couldn’t do it any longer. Fuck him.

 

I only requested that if a bat was broken, during BP, that I could have it. Unfortunately none were broken during the few sessions I did it. Still it was cool.

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The GM, Bill Terlecky, accused me of going into the clubhouse and stealing bats. He had a sheriff escort me to his office, and he grilled me and said I was stealing bats. I was like 16. Fuck him and fuck Jeff Juden, a pitcher, who told him I was the one stealing bats, all because he misinterpreted me saying I collect cracked bats during batting practice. I’m glad his career sucked dick after being somewhat highly rated as a rookie.

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The GM, Bill Terlecky, accused me of going into the clubhouse and stealing bats. He had a sheriff escort me to his office, and he grilled me and said I was stealing bats. I was like 16. Fuck him and fuck Jeff Juden, a pitcher, who told him I was the one stealing bats, all because he misinterpreted me saying I collect cracked bats during batting practice. I’m glad his career sucked dick after being somewhat highly rated as a rookie.

haha, Juden was a big Houston prospect who flamed out then went to the Phillies.

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