mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Was a good time, gambling wise I did fine, lost $300-400, and I gambled all day everyday. I'm getting addicted to the ultimate X VP, it's really hard to step down to regular VP after playing that. I made money playing BJ overall, had a couple nice wins($500 or so). Stayed at the ultra glamorous El - Cortez, free rooms and food, getting tired of their restraurant - poor service and kinda slow. I ordered a burger for lunch and the black bitch slapped it down and never brought ketchup or mustard, had to eventually flag down the water boy. The El knows how to treat their patrons though, the comps and points build up fast. Saw one amusing woman who was making love to her machine, she was talking to it..".cmon baby, you know I want it, I want it all, you can do it, I'm here for the money baby", she hit a bonus round and her whole body was shaking as she screamed for the money, it was a penny machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 No pics? Would've loved to seen this poverty trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 El Cortez has nothing but characters. One of its only charms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 The one on the left looked like a meth head, the other one was fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Guy takes a pic from 50 feet away so he doesn't have to tip. What a cheapfuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Guy takes a pic from 50 feet away so he doesn't have to tip. What a cheapfuck.Yup, as long as I'm not in the pic, no tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 I don't even go there anymore. Can do any kind of gambling there here and its 50x less expensive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Guy takes a pic from 50 feet away so he doesn't have to tip. What a cheapfuck.In my opinion, I was spraying tips around town like a water hose, tipped the maid, the driver back to the airport($10), the servers all got extra because I was eating for free. I felt like a negro at a strip club. Making it rain baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Guy in the red is what I’ve always pictured Milwaukee Mike looking like for some reason Dude looks like a CPA pichost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 I don't even go there anymore. Can do any kind of gambling there here and its 50x less expensiveThe airfare was free, the rooms and food as well, I spent next to nothing. I certainly would have spent more money if I stayed at home. Gambling wise, I was never down until the end, i typically go big the last morning trying to make something happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Guy in the red is what I’ve always pictured Milwaukee Mike looking like for some reason Dude looks like a CPA pichostYou know that fat fuck wears wide shoes. I can spot 'em a mile away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 One more highlight was the cops had some poor bastard face down on fremont st, the guy wasn't wearing a shirt, one cop had his knee in his back the other had his face pressed into the concrete. the poor guy was puking at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 You know that fat fuck wears wide shoes. I can spot 'em a mile away.LOLs!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 For some reason there were a ton of Brits downtown, man they are stupid, the worst gamblers I've ever seen, they just cant figure out what an ace is at BJ, they just keep staring at their cards asking "what do I have"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Brits that go to Vegas are brash and annoying cunts. They drink a lot and start doing dumb British crap, and chanting their dumb songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gijoe066 Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 I bet the fat man ate for free at the HEART ATTACK GRILLE every day!! If your over 350lbs, you can eat for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 The one on the left looked like a meth head, the other one was fine.Cool Pic. Speaking of the El Cortez... I stayed at the El Cortez, one time in 2000 (when you could still pay cash). I visited there in 2009 and I played the Kitty Glitter machine (when you first walked in). I was betting the $3.00 Max on the Penny Machine (30 Lines x 10). I ended up getting a $1,900 Handpay Jackpot. I got the bonus with 2 Re-Triggers (45 Spins). And, on my last 7 Spins I had All of the Cats Wild and I had a $500 Spin and a $400 Spin when I got Mr. Big (aka The White Persian Cat) on 5 Lines and then the Next Spin 4 Lines (each line paid $100). Then, with all of the other 43 spins, I ended up around $1,900. Good Times. Da El Cortez. Da El Cortez, Yo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gijoe066 Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 And I think its the only casino where it still takes coins in their slot machines!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 No one knows poverty like Merlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 I bet the fat man ate for free at the HEART ATTACK GRILLE every day!! If your over 350lbs, you can eat for free.That's where PO goes every trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Did they serve beer on dented cans?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Brits that go to Vegas are brash and annoying cunts. They drink a lot and start doing dumb British crap, and chanting their dumb songs.One guy was drinking white russians, the girl would bring one and he'd immediately say to bring another, she did that and as soon as she brought it he said, I'd like 2 more. She finally told him that she had other tables to serve and she'd be back in a little bit. He was one of the smart ones. The dumb one was some drunk brit woman who walked up and bought in for $5, she lost and pulled 5 $1 bills out and bought another red chip, she lost that and pulled out the big lumber(a $10 bill), lost that too. She was kinda cute, but drunk and obviously poor, I dont get it, it's costs a fortune for them to get here, dont they have any money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 One amusing sidelight is I came home with almost $400 of ones and fives, they just kept piling up. I was bouncing from machine to machine to table and kept getting them with each TITO and cash. I was the man with the BIG ROLL, if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Any black hookers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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