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all hopped up on cocaine and driving to the planet fitness so it doesnt get in the way of your fluffer gig over at the gay porn shoot unless you see a lady broken down and you decide to take a detour to autozone and pick up the little lady a battery and she will give you her phone number but it will be a fake one so you will be upset and will come crying to your forum friends who are your friends even though you wont make a claw video with wade and you can close the money team on a black hooker who really needed a little meat on her bones but she was like fuck it if im going to die banging a balding shrek eeyore hybrid i might as well trickroll him first i mean slim shady is probably still at the spearmint rhino and floyd is painting biebers toenails anyway and all i really have left is to do a shitty paint job on my time off and then go home and spend time with my dog who is named after a boxer that ate tainted meat so how was the workout anyway are chicks at the planet fitness digging the new revolver who has certainly lost some weight but has that unappealing skinny fat right now but dont worry soon revolver will be clanging and banging clanging and banging not unlike sol diablo used to do during his free period when he was a gym teacher but now now laughlin here we come cause i am retired but in truth the only one who is cleaning up is the girl that sells bottled water for two dollars at planet fitness because YOUR KING has to stay hydrated and wait all day to see what white trash city brockkkkk  landers is in and then will take some time to upload the video so the ten posters left can ridicule it at least until SINKERRRRR comes in all ultimate warrior and shits the thread to pieces even though he doesnt gia which is not a kia that is what monkey fucker drove in costa rica i think until a scary wreck so yeah gia not kia to clear up the confusion like if moldy fucks sheep or is fist fuck really shits his pants no underwear he will tell you but thats gross but by now the revs hardcore workout must be over and hes just creeping around wiping off his pube head and trying to sneak some pictures of girls in yoga pants before he gets an unsweetened that means no carbs monekyfucker iced tea at famous daves or whatever the fuck is the name of the bbq place oh yeah dickeys.

 

si or no.

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all hopped up on cocaine and driving to the planet fitness so it doesnt get in the way of your fluffer gig over at the gay porn shoot unless you see a lady broken down and you decide to take a detour to autozone and pick up the little lady a battery and she will give you her phone number but it will be a fake one so you will be upset and will come crying to your forum friends who are your friends even though you wont make a claw video with wade and you can close the money team on a black hooker who really needed a little meat on her bones but she was like fuck it if im going to die banging a balding shrek eeyore hybrid i might as well trickroll him first i mean slim shady is probably still at the spearmint rhino and floyd is painting biebers toenails anyway and all i really have left is to do a shitty paint job on my time off and then go home and spend time with my dog who is named after a boxer that ate tainted meat so how was the workout anyway are chicks at the planet fitness digging the new revolver who has certainly lost some weight but has that unappealing skinny fat right now but dont worry soon revolver will be clanging and banging clanging and banging not unlike sol diablo used to do during his free period when he was a gym teacher but now now laughlin here we come cause i am retired but in truth the only one who is cleaning up is the girl that sells bottled water for two dollars at planet fitness because YOUR KING has to stay hydrated and wait all day to see what white trash city brockkkkk  landers is in and then will take some time to upload the video so the ten posters left can ridicule it at least until SINKERRRRR comes in all ultimate warrior and shits the thread to pieces even though he doesnt gia which is not a kia that is what monkey fucker drove in costa rica i think until a scary wreck so yeah gia not kia to clear up the confusion like if moldy fucks sheep or is fist fuck really shits his pants no underwear he will tell you but thats gross but by now the revs hardcore workout must be over and hes just creeping around wiping off his pube head and trying to sneak some pictures of girls in yoga pants before he gets an unsweetened that means no carbs monekyfucker iced tea at famous daves or whatever the fuck is the name of the bbq place oh yeah dickeys.

 

si or no.

 

Comedy Snob report follows:

 

That is genius comedy. It's inside jokes, so Joe and Jane Average won't get it, but us here get the references. Gia not a kia stream of consciousness was genius.

 

Shame on you for thinking you could do regular stand-up. It's not your thing. You have a very tight niche, and this is it.

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