RealSlimShady Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Let someone else grab the bill and you say "Let me at least chip in $XXX amount" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 You're making this out to be a much bigger deal than it is.I just want to make sure the family is at ease and not thinking we are all broke dicks having a hard time splitting a check, I want two checks coming out max One with the 7 and the other with the 9 or an equal split Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Hammer has gone out with 20 people I’m sure but he has money, probably pulled out his Black card and paid for allI go out to dinner with groups about twice a week. Never have issues. I usually get comps and the others pay the tip. If we're somewhere that writes out comps with explicit amounts and the bill goes over, we all chip in together to split the balance. Wouldn't be much different than that scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Let someone else grab the bill and you say "Let me at least chip in $XXX amount"I’m the elder statesmen even thou I’m an outsider of the group.....the check is coming to me I’m sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadTiger Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Let someone else grab the bill and you say "Let me at least chip in $XXX amount"At some tables, you will be waiting a long time before someone reaches. Picture a spaghetti western standoff. Whistling music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 At some tables, you will be waiting a long time before someone reaches. Picture a spaghetti western standoff. Whistling music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Might want to text Gabe and get his advice on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 I go out to dinner with groups about twice a week. Never have issues. I usually get comps and the others pay the tip. If we're somewhere that writes out comps with explicit amounts and the bill goes over, we all chip in together to pay the balance. Wouldn't be much different than that scenario.Way different, you are going out with degenerate gamblers that know the drill? I’m going out with a family from out of town that makes it in once every 7trs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 I’m somewhat ok with this but let me make sure I’m clear..... Bill is an even $700 and with 20% tip it’s $840.....the bill is handed to me and I reach in my pocket and pull out $420 cash throw it in the middle and say I got half? Seems ghetto....Nobody in the ghetto pays half of a bill that they don't owe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Way different, you are going out with degenerate gamblers that know the drill? I’m going out with a family from out of town that makes it in once every 7trsNone of them are gamblers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 None of them are gamblers.Ok I assumed.....I appreciate the advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 What are you doing up so early for monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Haven't gone to sleep yet. Was working on coding some stuff for one of my models and got insomnia. Now when I want to go to sleep, I can't fall asleep. Might eat an edible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Buy them all iPhones. --The Rev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE FACTSMAN Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 teddy 2 moves here 1. grab the waiter once you sit down and say put xxx amount of my people on a check for me give the 2nd check to the other side of the table and say hey all i got xyz's dinner you guys dont need to worry..........AND LOUDLY SAY I GOT THE TIP 2. SAY i got the check you guys put in 100 each i got the rest this way it looks like your the heavy...........calling the shots without gettingfreeloaded on last option say LETS GAMBLE THROW 4 CREDIT CARDS IN A HAT tell the waitress to pick one whoever she picks pays it all its +300 you skateif they say no call them pussies and they would be happy to wack it up 3 ways get em teddy ball game happy new year to you and the fam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Just go to the Golden Corral, problem solved pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 So, waiter shows up and ask for drink orders? I get him close and say I got so and so’s meal and point them out? Should it be that easy? Is he going to then announce to the table if anyone else wants a split or will he just bring two checks? I get so damn nervous with these things.... Good to see you around Facts, have a great New Year and don’t be a stranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 How broke are they? We at the beach with Mrs rito mom, brother/wife, sister/husband. The sister/husband are real broksters they couldn't pay for anything ever so I'm buying all their meals, Mrs rito bought their plane tickets etc. The brother and wife both have decent jobs though so they been paying for most of their shit. I bought dinner for everyone last night though the bill for 8 was like $70 so not $800 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Are you making the dinner reservations?Ask for two tables and bills,make sure you are seated with the people you want to buy dinner for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Teddy you know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Teddy you know what to do. Call Taxman’s wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Call Taxman’s wife?Doh! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Are you making the dinner reservations?Ask for two tables and bills,make sure you are seated with the people you want to buy dinner forAre you crazy? They’re down from Hawaii they don’t want to sit away from family that they see once every 10yrs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothing but winners Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 My wife has 5 family members down from Hawaii and they’re leaving on Thursday and want to have dinner with everybody before they leave. I want to pay for them along with my wife and I of course......on my wife’s family from here side it would be her brother, his GF and two grown kids ... my wife’s sister, her daughter, her daughters BF and two small kids.....possible her 2nd brother who’s a broke dick and his GF I don’t want to pay a penny for any of them......how the hell do I do that without looking like a D-Bag? I don’t want to be seated and start pointing at the table of who I’m paying for, sounds awkward, I’d prefer to see if my brother in law wants to split the entire bill which I dont think he will But if he does would I ask for two equal sized checks? Or pay in full myself and have him get me back? First question far more important to me but if you have advice on both (or other) I’ll take it......TIA Uncle Tedddy You are a coward, grow a set of balls and stop acting like you like them, then tell them straight up you dont care for any of them and will not be paying for any of them to eat dinner. Once you do this they will probably respect you more and also hate you more then they already do if that is possible. I am sure they will understand you are a drunk degenerate who cleans shitters for a living and understand. I assume all fo them can kick your ass, so that is why you are thinking of possibly splitting the bill with one of them. You truly are a pussy and coward pal.....one more thing pal, have a happy and safe new year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Is it to late to create a Zone? 50100200400800 5 wins and I can pay for everyone’s dinner Dingo chip in $25 and let’s get this started....:I go first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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