Deal With It Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Even worse' date=' I paid for the fuckin' tickets. I still don't believe they strip, though, it's just dickheads dancing around with tight jeans... showing their 6-packs. [/quote'] You are a 1%er You will definitely have a date after the show, but it will be with a queer in the audience. Be sure to pack some vaseline...you'll be needing it Attendance Records: Straight Women: 97% Gay Men: 2% Straight Men coming out of the closet: 1% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Holy shit... I'm going to fuckin' stick out like a sore thumb. :shoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayGolden Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 you think these girls are going to look at these chiseled men, with FULL HEADS OF HAIR all night, and then want to go home with you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 you think these girls are going to look at these chiseled men' date=' with FULL HEADS OF HAIR all night, and then want to go home with you ?[/quote'] Kinger getting fuckkkkin BURIED! Excellent point by stay golden. These are going with you for the free tickets and to be supportive of their "confused" friend. They'll be trying to make you go with them to find guys after the show -500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Spankie you could look just like those guys if you crack open the protein and your zinc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 KingRevolver... The "New Meat On A Stick " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 KFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Kinger getting fuckkkkin BURIED! Excellent point by stay golden. These are going with you for the free tickets and to be supportive of their "confused" friend. They'll be trying to make you go with them to find guys after the show -500 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 you think these girls are going to look at these chiseled men' date=' with FULL HEADS OF HAIR all night, and then want to go home with you ?[/quote'] Kinger takes his dates to look at hot men and he goes home holding his own prick wondering why he didn't get laid?? Where the heck did Kinger learn his game from? IrishLuck?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoReallySucks Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 girls think it is cute and fun to do shit like this with their gay male friends. that is exactly whats going on here. they think you're gay kinger. this isn't like going to a chick flick with a girl. you are going to a show where 10 inch australian cock is going to be in your face all night. enjoy pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNVOLFAN Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 girls think it is cute and fun to do shit like this with their gay male friends. that is exactly whats going on here. they think you're gay kinger. this isn't like going to a chick flick with a girl. you are going to a show where 10 inch australian cock is going to be in your face all night. enjoy pal. :mutleyAustralian cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Don't tell me this is one of those parties where these dickheads run around with whip cream, and chicks are licking it off them... This is going to be a rough night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayGolden Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 someone has a gun to your head? you have to go? now that you know what its about, you aren't going to bail ? I think we can read between the lines kinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Scary what KR will do for page views.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Kinger just retire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cop Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Unbelievable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERMAN 23 Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 [video=youtube;94ytCgc99gA] [video=youtube;-TxYS2lNKfE] :dohI can't believe i just watched a few seconds of this....... I can see it now, it's going to be raining dollars and Kingers going to be picking them up:laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brayden11 Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Odds KR get laid tonight... +220 by a chick -160 by a Aussie male stripper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 I don't see any schlongs, you lying fucks. It's just dudes jumping in the air and dancing on tables. Big deal. I'm comfortable enough in my own sexuality to go to something like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Odds KR get laid tonight... +220 by a chick -160 by a Aussie male stripper He is probably a little shy with the gents still to get reemed out but he will most likely have a hard on the entire show. laid by a male/she male/female +650 another sexual shutout -500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BarryRunSome Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 . I'll even make a video that night Kind of like the picture of HR George's wife you were going to post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Kinger this is your future. Your starfish ain't gonna twinkle no more after them Aussie twinks is done. [ATTACH=CONFIG]n99286[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Kinger can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 He is probably a little shy with the gents still to get reemed out but he will most likely have a hard on the entire show. laid by a male/she male/female +650 another sexual shutout -500 Normally, I'd lay the chalk on KR getting shutout, but plus 650 is a value bet here. Guy has to get laid sometime, by something, right?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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