Dark Raver Camper Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 A friend thought that he fooled the casino into them booking a room on Halloween. The offer said no holidays. That is some funny stuff. I didn’t have the heart to correct him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Shame plan B wasn’t around when your mom got knocked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 My bro...after thinking my cat ran away/fell victim on that roadtrip to Tennessee . ”We will get you another cat for the ride home.” As If they were interchangeable. He realized later what a ridiculous statement it was, but he’s not a pet guy. He meant well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trytrytry Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 had a family member once proclaim loudly there was 52 states we still "remind" them of that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 my granny told me I would make more money if I went to college. I had 5k in my pocket and a shoebox full of 20's under my bed. Thanks Granny you were sweet tho.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 my granny told me I would make more money if I went to college. I had 5k in my pocket and a shoebox full of 20's under my bed. Thanks Granny you were sweet tho....Did she live long enough to see you go to jail and the mental hospital? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sports j Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Baby moms hit me with a stalking charge as a way to try to get custody but fortunately had all the texts of her saying come get this pussy, I love u,etc case dismissed less than a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Downsouth Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Baby moms hit me with a stalking charge as a way to try to get custody but fortunately had all the texts of her saying come get this pussy, I love u,etc case dismissed less than a minute.Yeah come get this pussy and restraining order dont go particularrly well together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Making cookies with the wife and the directions said stir by hand and she asked me if she could use a spoon instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Making cookies with the wife and the directions said stir by hand and she asked me if she could use a spoon instead That didn’t happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 That didn’t happen.Swear on everything I love it did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Swear on everything I love it didWas she being funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 I worked with a guy who was married, had a kid, but he wasn't the brightest guy and was very naive, somehow the subject of sperm banks came up, he said he'd never do that because it sounds painful. We said "what do you mean, they send you into a room with some dirty mags and you jerk off into a cup", he laughed and said "I aint buying that one". Everyone looked at each other in amazement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Was she being funny?She was dead serious.....it’s not that big of a deal, her mind just went sideways for a second.....quick misunderstanding....I’ve done it a few times and seen others, I’m trying to think of some good ones I’ve done. Not the same but close.....when we were out at dinner with the family down from Hawaii the son and his GF showed me pictures from their home, it was full of snow and I was a little confused and started asking the dumbest questions but not the one I should have.......so laying in bed with the wife the next morning I said to her...I didn’t even know it snowed in Hawaii....she lol’d and said those two lives in Colorado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Baby moms hit me with a stalking charge as a way to try to get custody but fortunately had all the texts of her saying come get this pussy, I love u,etc case dismissed less than a minute.Good for you. Of course the other winners in these cases are the lawyers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Why the fuck does anyone pay for shit that is totally free?? -AXL- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Baby moms hit me with a stalking charge as a way to try to get custody but fortunately had all the texts of her saying come get this pussy, I love u,etc case dismissed less than a minute.lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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