Deemer Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just buy her a fucking Louis and you’ll be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 I'm bummed but I'm trying to make the best of it. Chick was all about talking about sex on WhatsApp. Bought her Victoria's Secret and she talked about how she'd try it on for me. Told me to bring plenty of condoms and other shit like that without getting too graphic. I get here and it's been a big nothing. Nothing but excuses. I understand she's a lawyer and has to work during the day and then come home tired. She also has to take care of her kid. Then her parents pop over. So there hasn't been a whole lot of opportunity. But besides sex... she's not into initiating hugging, kissing, etc. I try to initiate it and she acts like she's not into it, so I stop. I'm not about to get MeToo'ed. We had a fight last night about it and she pretty much put the blame on me for sulking around and not wanting to interact with her much. Well, what does she expect? I understand she has her life to deal with, but figured I was part of it? I come down for 10 days and won't see her again for a bit. Oh, well. I'm fucking stupid. I know. :laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just buy her a fucking Louis and you’ll be fineYou only buy that shit after you wife it up moron, maybe after you pay Fish off in 2025 you can buy your wife a used one My wife has 2 Louis’s btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Kinger please tell me you’re not watching the kid while she’s at work pal This relationship sounds like it’s done when you leave so id cut her off immediately and tell her you’re leaving tonight If she wants you to stay she’ll throw herself at you pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 You only buy that shit after you wife it up moron, maybe after you pay Fish off in 2025 you can buy your wife a used one My wife has 2 Louis’s btw Dude come up with something remotely funny or true.... same shit over and over. Now go have another burger, fatfuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 I really hope this is a Kinger weave. All of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Dude come up with something remotely funny or true.... same shit over and over. Now go have another burger, fatfukStruck a nerve Deemer getting angry STAMPS25 is a promo code you can use to save a few bucks on your weekly envelope payments, don’t say your pal Hoops never did anything for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Struck a nerve Deemer getting angry STAMPS25 is a promo code you can use to save a few bucks on your weekly envelope payments, don’t say your pal Hoops never did anything for you Guy can’t look down and see his dick and he’s still hurling insults Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 I'm bummed but I'm trying to make the best of it. Chick was all about talking about sex on WhatsApp. Bought her Victoria's Secret and she talked about how she'd try it on for me. Told me to bring plenty of condoms and other shit like that without getting too graphic. I get here and it's been a big nothing. Nothing but excuses. I understand she's a lawyer and has to work during the day and then come home tired. She also has to take care of her kid. Then her parents pop over. So there hasn't been a whole lot of opportunity. But besides sex... she's not into initiating hugging, kissing, etc. I try to initiate it and she acts like she's not into it, so I stop. I'm not about to get MeToo'ed. We had a fight last night about it and she pretty much put the blame on me for sulking around and not wanting to interact with her much. Well, what does she expect? I understand she has her life to deal with, but figured I was part of it? I come down for 10 days and won't see her again for a bit. Oh, well. I'm fucking stupid. I know.If she's a lawyer why did she need you to pay for a phone? She's not into you, that's why she's not into intimate things(it's easy on the phone). Go back to phoneix, try to get a gal out of asia if you're desperate. i worked with 2 guys who did that, kinda dorky, shy guys that just cant play the game, they both got women from there(vietnam and thailand), both happily married with kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Guy can’t look down and see his dick and he’s still hurling insultsDaily post in JF I’ll gladly pay you next Thursday for a Big10 wager today! ~Deemer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Kinger - let her read your panty-dropping thread and let her know what she’s up against. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Get home quickly KR and meet by the spa pool at Desert Ridge. We will find you a sugar mama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Then she says she ain't about to have sex in front of her kid. Her kid is like 6 fuckin' months. So, what does that mean? Never have sex? The kid is always going to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Then she says she ain't about to have sex in front of her kid. Her kid is like 6 fuckin' months. So, what does that mean? Never have sex? The kid is always going to be there.I really hope you are kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Then she says she ain't about to have sex in front of her kid. Her kid is like 6 fuckin' months. So, what does that mean? Never have sex? The kid is always going to be there.Say fine, we'll do it on the kitchen table while the kid sleeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Then she says she ain't about to have sex in front of her kid. Her kid is like 6 fuckin' months. So, what does that mean? Never have sex? The kid is always going to be there.Excuse after excuse drop her immediately after work and see her response. Don’t leave without that phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Have you ever made our with this gal yet? Are you sleeping In the same bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Should have bought her a car battery instead. Now that's a panty dropper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 I really hope you are kidding.Not even I can make something like that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Not even I can make something like that up.You dont even have a car do you? The dad drove you down from the airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Promise her U.S.A. citizenship by way of marriage. That should drop the panties... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 And The Rev was laughing at me for spending money on broads! This whole scenario is one huge disaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 And The Rev was laughing at me for spending money on broads! This whole scenario is one huge disaster The difference is that you know how to get milk without buying the cow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 You dont even have a car do you? The dad drove you down from the airport.What? I'm not taking my car down there, moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Lingus Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 I think KR and hoops were meant to be together I bet if you bought hom a phone kings he'd be yours forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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