Machiavelli Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 It's amazing how insults roll off your back when you're rich. You taking a 300 buyout, pal? If you try waiting a bit, this may clear up by April. Tho.....100 old folks could be lost by even then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 You taking a 300 buyout, pal? If you try waiting a bit, this may clear up by April. Tho.....100 old folks could be lost by even then. Are you teds agent now? I haven't been offered anything, I'd have to think about it if offered, if the shoe was on the other foot, would he take pity on me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Are you teds agent now? I haven't been offered anything, I'd have to think about it if offered, if the shoe was on the other foot, would he take pity on me? Ha. I'm looking for a commission! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Word out of the Holy Land is that Israel has confirmed a successful vaccine but it will only be made available free to the faithful. Christians will be offered the vaccine at market prices. Muslims need not apply... My plane lands in Tel Aviv Thursday morning at 5:10AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Word out of the Holy Land is that Israel has confirmed a successful vaccine but it will only be made available free to the faithful. Christians will be offered the vaccine at market prices. Muslims need not apply... My plane lands in Tel Aviv Thursday morning at 5:10AM.It’s good to be right with God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Word out of the Holy Land is that Israel has confirmed a successful vaccine but it will only be made available free to the faithful. Christians will be offered the vaccine at market prices. Muslims need not apply... My plane lands in Tel Aviv Thursday morning at 5:10AM.Wouldn't it be great if that were true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 It’s good to be right with God. If the need should arise, I'll marry you to move you to the front of the line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 If the need should arise, I'll marry you to move you to the front of the line...done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Wouldn't it be great if that were true? It really would be. Maybe tell the Germans to take their rightful place at the back of the line, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 done! Great news. Honeymoon to commence in Elko, Nevada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 The stock market will be at record highs by the election. covering both sides eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 covering both sides eh? That's sarcasm because I said that. For sure. A lot of margin calls on long positions. And when the Fed cuts rates again, the floodgates are open even more for equity investments. This will do exactly the opposite of what Billy is saying it will. We'll see record highs by election day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Great news. Honeymoon to commence in Elko, Nevada. Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadTiger Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Wow: https://www.beaconjournal.com/news/20200302/summit-county-judge-self-quarantined-after-italy-trip-because-of-coronavirus-concern I know this lady (self-quarantined), and I had coffee and a great convo with her husband (quarantined) a long time ago. I don't know the daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 Here's an interesting chart showing several scenarios. most say there will be 1/2 a billion cases by early may. And this excludes china.Yikes! So by mid april around 1 million people will be infected daily worldwide, by mid may 10's of millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 Wow: https://www.beaconjournal.com/news/20200302/summit-county-judge-self-quarantined-after-italy-trip-because-of-coronavirus-concern I know this lady (self-quarantined), and I had coffee and a great convo with her husband (quarantined) a long time ago. I don't know the daughter.I am tasked with organizing and equipping UM Law faculty to be able to teach from home in the case of school shutdown. This is proving to be quite the challenge as some of these old geezers are computer illiterate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ts179 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 would be 750,000 cases worldwide already if they had the tests and/or told the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 would be 750,000 cases worldwide already if they had the tests and/or told the truthThe key is it's likely to peak sometime in late spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ts179 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 The key is it's likely to peak sometime in late spring. i predict a few older posters will go down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 8 deaths in US now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailsyoulose Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 Here's an interesting chart showing several scenarios. most say there will be 1/2 a billion cases by early may. And this excludes china.Yikes! So by mid april around 1 million people will be infected daily worldwide, by mid may 10's of millions.Holy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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joeybagadonuts Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 Ted may as well just pay Merlin now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just stumbled upon this jackpot at the local grocery store. I didn’t completely wipe them out. I would have felt kinda bad about that. I left about 8 on the shelf. I guess stores everywhere cleaned out of this stuff. This particular store has been out for the last couple weeks. Good timing I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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