Hoops Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Who’s interested? Let’s get a list and we’ll assign posters to each other to write one. This could be epically hilarious for those that participate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 You need a cool down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Idiotic post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Great idea Hoops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Great idea Hoops.Thanks pal, I already have some unique pairings in mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Friends, Gamblers, countrymen, lend me your ears;I come to bury El Chapo, not to praise him.The evil that men do lives after them;The good is oft interred with their bones;So let it be with El Chapo. The noble JKHath told you El Chapo was ambitious:If it were so, it was a grievous fault,And grievously hath El Chapo answer’d it.Here, under leave of JK and the rest–For JK is an honourable man;So are they all, all honourable men–Come I to speak in El Chapo’s funeral.He was my friend, faithful and just to me:But JK says he was ambitious;And JK is an honourable man.He hath brought many captives home to TGFWhose ransoms did the gamblers coffers fill:Did this in El Chapo seem ambitious?When that the poor have cried, El Chapo hath wept:Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:Yet JK says he was ambitious;And JK is an honourable man.You all did see that I speak not to disprove what JK spoke,But here I am to speak what I do know.You all did post there once, not without cause:Bear with me;My heart is in the coffin there with El Chapo,And I must pause till it come back to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadTiger Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 "Hoops, the joke's NOT on you."--RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Friends, Gamblers, countrymen, lend me your ears;I come to bury El Chapo, not to praise him.The evil that men do lives after them;The good is oft interred with their bones;So let it be with El Chapo. The noble JKHath told you El Chapo was ambitious:If it were so, it was a grievous fault,And grievously hath El Chapo answer’d it.Here, under leave of JK and the rest–For JK is an honourable man;So are they all, all honourable men–Come I to speak in El Chapo’s funeral.He was my friend, faithful and just to me:But JK says he was ambitious;And JK is an honourable man.He hath brought many captives home to TGFWhose ransoms did the gamblers coffers fill:Did this in El Chapo seem ambitious?When that the poor have cried, El Chapo hath wept:Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:Yet JK says he was ambitious;And JK is an honourable man.You all did see that I speak not to disprove what JK spoke,But here I am to speak what I do know.You all did post there once, not without cause:Bear with me;My heart is in the coffin there with El Chapo,And I must pause till it come back to me. Ahhhh. My mom would always recite this all the time. I guess she had learn/recite in high school and never forgot it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Ahhhh. My mom would always recite this all the time. I guess she had learn/recite in high school and never forgot it. Hell Yes, Miss IAG. I've Got My Moments... And, Never Forget to Pray for El Chapo's Immortal Soul... "Nymph, in Thy Orisons, be All My Sins Remembered"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Paddy Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Friends, Gamblers, countrymen, lend me your ears;I come to bury El Chapo, not to praise him.The evil that men do lives after them;The good is oft interred with their bones;So let it be with El Chapo. The noble JKHath told you El Chapo was ambitious:If it were so, it was a grievous fault,And grievously hath El Chapo answer’d it.Here, under leave of JK and the rest–For JK is an honourable man;So are they all, all honourable men–Come I to speak in El Chapo’s funeral.He was my friend, faithful and just to me:But JK says he was ambitious;And JK is an honourable man.He hath brought many captives home to TGFWhose ransoms did the gamblers coffers fill:Did this in El Chapo seem ambitious?When that the poor have cried, El Chapo hath wept:Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:Yet JK says he was ambitious;And JK is an honourable man.You all did see that I speak not to disprove what JK spoke,But here I am to speak what I do know.You all did post there once, not without cause:Bear with me;My heart is in the coffin there with El Chapo,And I must pause till it come back to me. Who's El Chapo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Kingers love life needs a eulogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Rest in peace Big-game TedCoronavirus got to your headand you died just like Joey said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 make it more of a limerick thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 the fukkk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Or a haiku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 make it more of a limerick threadI'll start, "there once was a poster named Brock"...you guys take it from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 I'll start, "there once was a poster named Brock"...you guys take it from there.His wife got sick of his cock So she picked up her Cricket phone...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 make it more of a limerick threadThere once was a MEAT from MANtucket,Whose Dick was so long he could Suck it He said with a grinAs he wiped of his chin If my MEAT was a MAN, I would Fukk it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Rest in peace Big-game TedCoronavirus got to your headand you died just like Joey said10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 His wife got sick of his cock So she picked up her Cricket phone......And called Tyrone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Here lies HoopsMOFO thought he was funnyJokes expelled from his lips that were runnyNot the lips of his mouth but his cunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 His wife got sick of his cock So she picked up her Cricket phone......And speed dialed Tyrone. And now he shits in a bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 And speed dialed Tyrone. And now he shits in a bucket.Winner winnner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Rev was a chump Thought his “girlfriend” would let him pump Boy was he wrongBlue was his dong He started to cry Off to the mall for another gift to buy Back to the crib to change another diaper Then off to the motel so his “girlfriend” could pity lay King Piper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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