GreenDoberman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Saw you will be on our fine town now city next week. Any hot spots you hope to hit up while I assume you luxuriate in the Jackie gaughan suite at the El Cortez? Since there is nothing else notable to chat about on here, give us a little insight as to how you plan to paint sin city red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 38 minutes ago, GreenDoberman said: Saw you will be on our fine town now city next week. Any hot spots you hope to hit up while I assume you luxuriate in the Jackie gaughan suite at the El Cortez? Since there is nothing else notable to chat about on here, give us a little insight as to how you plan to paint sin city red. Women and whisky... at least beer and gin N tonics. i'm staying downtown at the ultra luxourious El cortez(newly upgraded tower rooms) Comped of course.. I'll prob just stay downtown the whole time, i gave up the strip years ago because it sucked, too much walking, high limits, etc. More high class people like me downtown. I'll pop into and play(a mix of BJ and VP) at pretty much every casino downtown with the exception of the nugget and binions - cant stand them. Because of the time difference I'll be up early in vegas, it's pretty likely I'll be on my 5th or 6th drink by noon, but as the saying goes...you cant drink all day unless you start early. I'm interested to take a look at the new circa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted May 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Great post Michael. If you need any tips or recommendations downtown let me know, I spend more time there than fistfuck does shitting his diapers. Shit ton of food and drink places closer to the sweaty Spaniard than you can shake a stick at. Early is the preferred time of day on fremont street as well since it is dark at night. Probably forty or so new places to quaff at within three miles of lv Blvd and Fremont so nice you last visited. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 I heard the negro quotient is higher than it used to be, hopefully it's manageable. I dont actually hang out on fremont street all that much(been there like 50 times). I do have a contingency plan - if i lose all my money I'll just buy a drum and plop my ass down and start beating on it like I see all the brothers doing. I'm sure i could make some easy cash doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, GreenDoberman said: Shit ton of food and drink places closer to the sweaty Spaniard than you can shake a stick at. . That term for the cortez is very apt, they do sweat the money, one time I was on a hot streak at the BJ tables, had my bet up to maybe $80(high for me), the bald black pit boss named George was staring me down, he had the dealers shuffle up on me every damn hand, it was rather amusing. Shit like that doesn't bother you when you're winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted May 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 If that sort of thing bothers you there are places that actively discourage certain groups of people. Take that fir what you will, but for instance at circa they do not serve Hennessey it rent Martin at their bars as a house policy And I'd everyone at the door. Draw your own conclusions as to why they do that. Downtown has several different enclaves and price points that appeal to a wide variety of demographics. I would be happy to point yourself or anyone else in the right direction. Much like any other city, you get what you pay for and hanging out on fremont or "free" mont, you will see a corresponding entertainment and crowd. I can tell you that you can leave your mask at home as of last week. No one can or will ask if you are vaccinated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 I've got Mike penciled in for the senior breakfast special in the Sam's Town coffee shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, mikeman said: I'll just buy a drum and plop my ass down and start beating on it like I see all the brothers doing. I'm sure i could make some easy cash doing that. Go down to the animal shelter and get yourself one of those sewer rat looking dogs to squeeze a little more change out of the bleeding heart libs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, GreenDoberman said: If that sort of thing bothers you there are places that actively discourage certain groups of people. Take that fir what you will, but for instance at circa they do not serve Hennessey it rent Martin at their bars as a house policy And I'd everyone at the door. Draw your own conclusions as to why they do that. Downtown has several different enclaves and price points that appeal to a wide variety of demographics. I would be happy to point yourself or anyone else in the right direction. Much like any other city, you get what you pay for and hanging out on fremont or "free" mont, you will see a corresponding entertainment and crowd. I can tell you that you can leave your mask at home as of last week. No one can or will ask if you are vaccinated. Thanks, blacks dont bother me a bit in vegas because they're always either drinking, watching sports on the TV(while playing real slow to get free drinks), or playing really bad blackjack. i respect that(just a darker, dumber version of me). Last time I was there, pre covid, the fremont security and LVPD were around plenty, hardly ever seen real trouble. hopefully it hasn't changed too much. There are places like that around here that like to play country music to keep out the "riffraff" if you know what I mean. i recall talking to a bartender one time - he worked at a bar near the dark areas, I asked him how they keep them out, he said, it's not hard, just treat them like shit , they wont be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted May 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 I mean this with no offense but I'm quite sure black makes have no interest in engaging with you in Vegas but am quite sure if you are sitting alone many young black women would be very fascinated with you to no end. Based on your posting they would be very disappointed however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, GreenDoberman said: I mean this with no offense but I'm quite sure black makes have no interest in engaging with you in Vegas but am quite sure if you are sitting alone many young black women would be very fascinated with you to no end. Based on your posting they would be very disappointed however. You brought up the racial angle, not me. the only problem I have is that individually they're fine, but you get 4 or more together and they start acting like you know what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted May 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 To divert, Ike's bar at the Cortez has some fantastic bartenders and the lounge bar is a hidden gem. You are about a week early from live entertainment ramping back up including Fremont street experience but things are definitely ramping up and I wish you a fantastic time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 good stuff mike/dobie doberman, do you have any recommendations or places to avoid? buying a condo in a couple weeks on/off the strip, probably in the 600k-1m range i have a real estate agent but i always look for 2nd and 3rd opinions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 Word on the strip is that the Fezzik Hotel Towers Residence Country Club Spa Ranch and Casino Resort development is in trouble. Concierge level homes aren't moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Word on the strip is that the Fezzik Hotel Towers Residence Country Club Spa Ranch and Casino Resort development is in trouble. Concierge level homes aren't moving. are you saying you and fezzik both blew out their $50 levis? jeez hoffa for the amount of money you probably have, buy some better clothes you don't need $1000 jeans but at least $100-200 jeans that don't make you look like a peasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 23 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: are you saying you and fezzik both blew out their $50 levis? jeez hoffa for the amount of money you probably have, buy some better clothes you don't need $1000 jeans but at least $100-200 jeans that don't make you look like a peasant I'm NOT mowing my lawn in JoeyJeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 44 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: good stuff mike/dobie doberman, do you have any recommendations or places to avoid? buying a condo in a couple weeks on/off the strip, probably in the 600k-1m range i have a real estate agent but i always look for 2nd and 3rd opinions LOL Good fuking God PM me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I'm NOT mowing my lawn in JoeyJeans. lol you don't need faggy skinny jeans but at least wear something of some quality like polo/34 heritage/7 https://www.nordstrom.com/s/34-heritage-charisma-relaxed-fit-jeans-dark-comfort/3510384?origin=coordinating-3510384-0-1-PDP_1-recbot-best_seller_brand_category_v2&recs_placement=PDP_1&recs_strategy=best_seller_brand_category_v2&recs_source=recbot&recs_page_type=product&recs_seed=4839603&color=DARK COMFORT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 I know south of downtown and north of the strat are some of the saddest looking apartments I've ever seen, 2 story dumpy sweat boxes, as you go by the see the hapless losers who live there standing on their balconies shirtless, puffing away in the stifling heat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, mikeman said: I know south of downtown and north of the strat are some of the saddest looking apartments I've ever seen, 2 story dumpy sweat boxes, as you go by the see the hapless losers who live there standing on their balconies shirtless, puffing away in the stifling heat.. and yet every one of those miserable mother fuckers is still living a better life than landers lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 56 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I'm NOT mowing my lawn in JoeyJeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted May 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 14 hours ago, milwaukee mike said: good stuff mike/dobie doberman, do you have any recommendations or places to avoid? buying a condo in a couple weeks on/off the strip, probably in the 600k-1m range i have a real estate agent but i always look for 2nd and 3rd opinions Milky, It depends on what your personal preferences are. Myself I like to be near the unique restaurants and bars that Vegas has to offer. Obviously you want to avoid the eastside unless your preference is to pretend you live in a poor mexican city. Henderson is as bland as Brock Landers palate, nothing but stripmalls and Chili's type franchises, no need to move here for that with a bonus of trashy people. If you like pretending you don't live in Vegas and want to live 20 miles from anything interesting Aliante and/or Southern Highlands are perfect for that on opposite ends of the compass. The Northwest has no character, the Southwest is the newest part of town and still being filled out but has some cool spots. The Strip is what it is and gets old real quick. Summerlin is more upscale but lacks a little bit of character as well although not as white trash as Fishhead or Hendertucky. HOA fees can be ridiculous for some of the higher end condos so make sure you are aware of that. Any restaurant, bar, or gambling recommendations I'll be happy to answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 Mikeman, any Ellis Island visits on the agenda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: Mikeman, any Ellis Island visits on the agenda? I would, I like their steak special, but no car so prob not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 48 minutes ago, GreenDoberman said: Milky, It depends on what your personal preferences are. Myself I like to be near the unique restaurants and bars that Vegas has to offer. Obviously you want to avoid the eastside unless your preference is to pretend you live in a poor mexican city. Henderson is as bland as Brock Landers palate, nothing but stripmalls and Chili's type franchises, no need to move here for that with a bonus of trashy people. If you like pretending you don't live in Vegas and want to live 20 miles from anything interesting Aliante and/or Southern Highlands are perfect for that on opposite ends of the compass. The Northwest has no character, the Southwest is the newest part of town and still being filled out but has some cool spots. The Strip is what it is and gets old real quick. Summerlin is more upscale but lacks a little bit of character as well although not as white trash as Fishhead or Hendertucky. HOA fees can be ridiculous for some of the higher end condos so make sure you are aware of that. Any restaurant, bar, or gambling recommendations I'll be happy to answer. Hendertucky? I once got a speeding ticket out there and there was nothing but a cactus and a courthouse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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