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Think I saw king revolver at the bar at El Cortez


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He was with a really fat chick and he kept asking the Cuban bartender about Mike man.  He has the same hat on he had on his videos a phoenix suns hat and he kept trying to get the girl to go to the pool.  

Then like six guys and girls came up and they were like we are getting a round of trulys.   He had on a Kenny dykstra jersey and said they were going to check out the circa.

 

This was at Ike's bar at the El Cortez .

 

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He was watching the sun's Lakers game at the bar and his chick was really fat,  but cute.

 

He kept saying our boy fish was going to hook us up after Nascar and he had a strange looking goatee And his friends were ignoring him in an he's special kind of way.

They were drinking Jameson shits and he was a 25% tipper.

 

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He had a duffel bag of money and kept shouting "Money Team" and "The Best Ever".  Dykstra Phillies jersey and Suns hat.  Yes his woman was white and she was very plump.  There was another very attractive semi-Mexican girl in the party but after looking at her bottom half she had an ample posterior as well.

 

He did tell the Cuban bartender to keep the change on two shots of Jameson that were $16, 8 apiece after oferring a twenty so yes 25%  He did say something about Hoffer taking his spot on TGF.  I thought it was Taffer at first and was thinking bar rescue as they had been around the downtown area but then realized it was Hoffa not hoffer.  Sounded a bit displeases but then him and his party of porkers were talking about micheladas and Taco Tuesday even though it was curiously Wednesday.

 

Admittedly I had a bit of a buzz on as Sunday is brunch day and everywhere downtown is 15 buck all you can drink mimosas bloodymarys or wells and I wasn't all that pleased that Calvin, yes he's as stereotypical as his name, but is my favorite bartender at Ike's bar wasn't working and it was the sleazy old cuban guy (mikeman can probably attest), then instead of the cute young impressionistic waitress it was the older asian lady with a limp who kept yelling at the lakers, have no idea the score.

 

But I tried to say hi and he brushed me off instead preferring his plumper white friend who was not all that attractive.

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I had like 8 free tickets to see Tash Sultana at the surprise Backstage Billiards Bar and Grill show tonight, private only and would have been more than willing to give them to Kinger and his friends, well moaybe not the fat girl, if he had acknowledged me and given a TGF houtout but I wil have to nap and maybe eat the tickets or give them to the likes of a Mikeman, hope they dont have .97 cnets in thier checking account balance and the last time I saw Tash was at California Roots in 2018 and I love her Aussie accent plus there is this aborigine girl that I work with who is big into her and accidentally introduced me to her that and FIA maybe 17 or 18 and I really think Kinger and his plump firend is missing out but I guess they will be happy listening to Selenaat the fremont street experience.  like my friend will farnaby always said sawadiddy.

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tash put on a 25 minute concert to industry insiders at the backstage portion on fremont street and blew everyone away.  industry insiders were clamoring to get a bigger piece of her but she seems very diy/hippie-ish.  myself and my bartending friends tatiana and sasha retired to oak and ivy for two for one mules and met up with a british guys who managed tyson furys friend or cousin or something and was trying to sign tash and we kind of laughed at him and then these four aussies showed up including my plumbing friend marcus who we laughingly call teddy kgb even though he has never shit his pants except that time he was on penicillin at the crown and anchor but not really in a fishhead type of way where it smeels kinda gross and they said that they were the sound tech guys and they were traveling with tash and evie irie and amy shark and glass animals, are they even australian.  but eventually the guy talked about boxing and the bartender played notion, which is one of tash's kickass songs, and he said he knew a mutual firend who happened to be ricky hatton then of course the conversation turned to the champions league game yesterday and we all got a bit sad as most were city til we die myself included.  at that point i had to go because jessica was delivering my sprouts to my new condo which is cool and has a nice pool.  but again i digress.

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44 minutes ago, GreenDoberman said:

He had a duffel bag of money and kept shouting "Money Team" and "The Best Ever".  Dykstra Phillies jersey and Suns hat.  Yes his woman was white and she was very plump.  There was another very attractive semi-Mexican girl in the party but after looking at her bottom half she had an ample posterior as well.

 

He did tell the Cuban bartender to keep the change on two shots of Jameson that were $16, 8 apiece after oferring a twenty so yes 25%  He did say something about Hoffer taking his spot on TGF.  I thought it was Taffer at first and was thinking bar rescue as they had been around the downtown area but then realized it was Hoffa not hoffer.  Sounded a bit displeases but then him and his party of porkers were talking about micheladas and Taco Tuesday even though it was curiously Wednesday.

 

Admittedly I had a bit of a buzz on as Sunday is brunch day and everywhere downtown is 15 buck all you can drink mimosas bloodymarys or wells and I wasn't all that pleased that Calvin, yes he's as stereotypical as his name, but is my favorite bartender at Ike's bar wasn't working and it was the sleazy old cuban guy (mikeman can probably attest), then instead of the cute young impressionistic waitress it was the older asian lady with a limp who kept yelling at the lakers, have no idea the score.

 

But I tried to say hi and he brushed me off instead preferring his plumper white friend who was not all that attractive.

At ikes bar I saw all kinds of fools paying for drinks when they could have got them for free, it takes 4 hands for the light to come on($5 total at $1.25 per), yet i saw people paying $6-8 for a drink.  the bartenders would even explain to them it really doesn't take much but they wouldn't listen.

I did notice the all you can drink mimosas and well drinks for anywhere form $15-35 at those places just up the road from the sweaty spaniard, but I thought i saw a time limit.

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