sleepy Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 I stopped at HyVee gas station to put air in my tires. Every space was available in front of the store. A car pulls into the station and I slow down to let it go by and instead it pulls into the parking spot in front of the air pump which is the farthest one from the door. The dumb cvnt gets out and heads into the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, sleepy said: I stopped at HyVee gas station to put air in my tires. Every space was available in front of the store. A car pulls into the station and I slow down to let it go by and instead it pulls into the parking spot in front of the air pump which is the farthest one from the door. The dumb cvnt gets out and heads into the store. That;s where CNN told the dumb cvnt to park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 17 minutes ago, sleepy said: I stopped at HyVee gas station to put air in my tires. Every space was available in front of the store. A car pulls into the station and I slow down to let it go by and instead it pulls into the parking spot in front of the air pump which is the farthest one from the door. The dumb cvnt gets out and heads into the store. Trump got over 74 million votes... Obviously the USA has a lot of imbeciles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 Next time beat her with a rake to make her pay for her mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 Its called lack of Critical Thinkers. The left is full of them. They need people to tell them what to do ,how to act, and where to park. Followers not leaders . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 She'll be the first one out when the lot is full and everyone is trying to leave. Smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigrunner Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 33 minutes ago, redstripe said: Its called lack of Critical Thinkers. The left is full of them. They need people to tell them what to do ,how to act, and where to park. Followers not leaders . How hard did you think when you supported a crook the steals millions from charity and admitted to being a serial sexual predator. Or you didn't have to think because your parents raised you to respect those that steal from charity and sexually assault women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 It’s a lack of common courtesy,kinda like shitting up every thread with politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) Real men own an air compressor.Fa got need air from the gas station. Edited September 21, 2021 by housepicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 No wonder your wife left you. You're angry but your a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Dingo said: It’s a lack of common courtesy,kinda like shitting up every thread with politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 I hate when I purposely park far away, where there is a lot of empty spaces, only to have someone park directly next to me, ignoring all the closer and empty spaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 28 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: I hate when I purposely park far away, where there is a lot of empty spaces, only to have someone park directly next to me, ignoring all the closer and empty spaces. I feel your pain here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 29 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: I hate when I purposely park far away, where there is a lot of empty spaces, only to have someone park directly next to me, ignoring all the closer and empty spaces. Yup. I hate that too. Also hate when some asshole blocks the lane so I can't get by waiting for someone to back out so they can take their spot when there's an open spot like 3 cars down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 44 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: I hate when I purposely park far away, where there is a lot of empty spaces, only to have someone park directly next to me, ignoring all the closer and empty spaces. So true, I thought i was the only one. It's kinda like when you go to the fucking urinal and there's like 10 stalls, and u pick one and there's 9 other empty one, and the fucktard has to fucking come piss on the stall right next to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ts179 Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 blacks make up 12% of the population but account for 92% of the ppl who park in the fire lane and run into the store for something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Monitor-Tan said: It's kinda like when you go to the fucking urinal and there's like 10 stalls, and u pick one and there's 9 other empty one, and the fucktard has to fucking come piss on the stall right next to you. Why does this continue to happen? Friday night I went down to watch the high school game. Five or so empty ones, and a guy decides to use the one next to me. Then he starts to make small talk about the game. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Why does this continue to happen? Friday night I went down to watch the high school game. Five or so empty ones, and a guy decides to use the one next to me. Then he starts to make small talk about the game. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 19 minutes ago, Ts179 said: blacks make up 12% of the population but account for 92% of the ppl who park in the fire lane and run into the store for something This gave me a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 24 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Why does this continue to happen? Friday night I went down to watch the high school game. Five or so empty ones, and a guy decides to use the one next to me. Then he starts to make small talk about the game. WTF? This happens to me at the common area pissers at work all the time. It's 1 floor for 2 urinals, with like 6 stalls. Nobody uses this restroom with regularity, so stalls are always open. When I go to piss, make sure another guy comes in to stand 8 inches from me to use the other urinal when all stalls are open. Hate that shit. Common Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Women get stalls for peeing. We as men should settle for nothing less than equality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 With urinals, you have to do the same thing you do with parking a car if you're trying to avoid people parking next to you and dinging up your ride. Go all the way to the end of the urinal row. Most people are just fucking lazy. If someone walks all the way to the end past a bunch of empty urinals to piss next to you, they probably want to see your penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 I get weirdos too, I do have a somewhat unusual way of using the urinal however - I pull my pants all the way down to my ankles and then hold my wiener and pee, I learned this when I was a little boy and I figure why change now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, mikeman said: I get weirdos too, I do have a somewhat unusual way of using the urinal however - I pull my pants all the way down to my ankles and then hold my wiener and pee, I learned this when I was a little boy and I figure why change now? Of course you do ?️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ts179 Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 the worst is when you are on a road-trip and you have to let your shorts hit the staal floor in order to take a sh1t literally sitting in other ppls piss and stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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