KingRevolver Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Been fighting off what I thought was just a bad cold for a few days, but yesterday it got much worse. I had a pounding headache that wouldn't even let me sleep or think. I had a girl come over, looks like a young Farrah Fawcett, who wanted me to bang her in her cheerleading outfit. I fondled her breasts. Pulled up the skirt. Everything... but I couldn't get it up. Scared the shit out of me. I said bang smang, take me to the emergency room right now. They tested me for Covid, the flu, strep throat, etc. Turns out I have a bad throat infection. They gave me some shots: Ceftriaxone Dexamethasone Ketorolac And sent me home with antibiotics and prednisone. Chick was mad because her boyfriend was texting her wondering where she was. I told her to get the fuck back home then. Took an UBER back. Feeling better this morning, but I'm going to rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Sounds like AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 9 minutes ago, Hoops said: Sounds like AIDS Not this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Trotter Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Probably from swallowing semen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 You need to take 500mg Vitamin C three times a day, and some D ALL the TIME, not just when sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FISHHEAD Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 1 minute ago, FISHHEAD said: You need to take 500mg Vitamin C three times a day, and some D ALL the TIME, not just when sick. These are the two brands currently taking ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Pill on the left is 500mg, on the right 667mg...................never take more than 700mg within a four hour time period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 13 minutes ago, FISHHEAD said: You need to take 500mg Vitamin C three times a day, and some D ALL the TIME, not just when sick. You sound like Mushavelli. Says the same shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Monkey Pox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 So help Kinger God he can’t get hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Start making them wear a condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, Downsouth said: Start making them wear a condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 2 hours ago, KingRevolver said: Been fighting off what I thought was just a bad cold for a few days, but yesterday it got much worse. I had a pounding headache that wouldn't even let me sleep or think. I had a girl come over, looks like a young Farrah Fawcett, who wanted me to bang her in her cheerleading outfit. I fondled her breasts. Pulled up the skirt. Everything... but I couldn't get it up. Scared the shit out of me. I said bang smang, take me to the emergency room right now. They tested me for Covid, the flu, strep throat, etc. Turns out I have a bad throat infection. They gave me some shots: Ceftriaxone Dexamethasone Ketorolac And sent me home with antibiotics and prednisone. Chick was mad because her boyfriend was texting her wondering where she was. I told her to get the fuck back home then. Took an UBER back. Feeling better this morning, but I'm going to rest. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 The forums are fantasy land for a few guys here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jasson621 Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 3 hours ago, KingRevolver said: Been fighting off what I thought was just a bad cold for a few days, but yesterday it got much worse. I had a pounding headache that wouldn't even let me sleep or think. I had a girl come over, looks like a young Farrah Fawcett, who wanted me to bang her in her cheerleading outfit. I fondled her breasts. Pulled up the skirt. Everything... but I couldn't get it up. Scared the shit out of me. I said bang smang, take me to the emergency room right now. They tested me for Covid, the flu, strep throat, etc. Turns out I have a bad throat infection. They gave me some shots: Ceftriaxone Dexamethasone Ketorolac And sent me home with antibiotics and prednisone. Chick was mad because her boyfriend was texting her wondering where she was. I told her to get the fuck back home then. Took an UBER back. Feeling better this morning, but I'm going to rest. Scrap all that crap and take 2 weavisone pills tonight and you'll be fine in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, jasson621 said: Scrap all that crap and take 2 weavisone pills tonight and you'll be fine in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 1 hour ago, jasson621 said: Scrap all that crap and take 2 weavisone pills tonight and you'll be fine in the morning. Funny, very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 4 hours ago, KingRevolver said: Been fighting off what I thought was just a bad cold for a few days, but yesterday it got much worse. I had a pounding headache that wouldn't even let me sleep or think. I had a girl come over, looks like a young Farrah Fawcett, who wanted me to bang her in her cheerleading outfit. I fondled her breasts. Pulled up the skirt. Everything... but I couldn't get it up. Scared the shit out of me. I said bang smang, take me to the emergency room right now. They tested me for Covid, the flu, strep throat, etc. Turns out I have a bad throat infection. They gave me some shots: Ceftriaxone Dexamethasone Ketorolac And sent me home with antibiotics and prednisone. Chick was mad because her boyfriend was texting her wondering where she was. I told her to get the fuck back home then. Took an UBER back. Feeling better this morning, but I'm going to rest. I hearya, Bro'.... I fukked Margot Robbie 10x Today... BUT, when Jessica Chastain showed up for a 3-Way I couldn't get it up... Had to settle for Jess eating my ass... I feel your pain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Some of us have sex lives, ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Please STOP Please just STOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 46 minutes ago, Smoke said: Please STOP Please just STOP OH WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomorrow's Newspaper Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Smoke said: Please STOP Please just STOP Thats what the women in his sex life say too. Even the weaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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