PatrickBateman Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 Watching it now. Full frontal but man her tits looked saggy. Would still sMash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 Yes I'm watching a Jennifer Lawrence movie on Saturday. Can't watch Florida State games. Too stressful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, PatrickBateman said: Yes I'm watching a Jennifer Lawrence movie on Saturday. Can't watch Florida State games. Too stressful. It's all good baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 minute ago, mikeman said: It's all good baby! She definitely grew on me in that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 minute ago, PatrickBateman said: She definitely grew on me in that movie. Silver linings playbook did it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 Just now, mikeman said: Silver linings playbook did it for me. That too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 Pardon me while I whip this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 I just watched it. I thought it was a pretty standard and good rom com. “I’ll have a long island iced tea”…..”and for you sir”….”i’ll have a pepsi”…..”we only have Coke sir”……”oh do you wanna go somewhere else?”…….”no he’ll a long island iced tea too.” Loved that part. Man that kid was clueless but I did way worse at his age. She looked very nice clothed and fully naked on the beach scene. I might be coming around on her, but I think it was just bc she played a cool chick like Mila Kunis did in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 14 minutes ago, Gmcarroll33 said: I just watched it. I thought it was a pretty standard and good rom com. “I’ll have a long island iced tea”…..”and for you sir”….”i’ll have a pepsi”…..”we only have Coke sir”……”oh do you wanna go somewhere else?”…….”no he’ll a long island iced tea too.” Loved that part. Man that kid was clueless but I did way worse at his age. She looked very nice clothed and fully naked on the beach scene. I might be coming around on her, but I think it was just bc she played a cool chick like Mila Kunis did in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. To elaborate this hot cart girl when I was 18 was a FR in college at Georgia Southern. Total sloot but cool as it gets. She dated a dude that was a member at the club that was 27 and gave her a promise ring. I instantly viewed her as off limits bc “oh boy it’s a promise ring it’s the real deal” but she loved to get drunk with me at work and she was always doing blow. Hated every other dude minus me, a friend to this day, and my brother. One day it was just me and her. She pulls down her shorts wearing a g-string and asks me if her birth control patch had fuzz on it as it was itching. Did I take that layup?……..No Still wanna kick myself over that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 Just now, Gmcarroll33 said: To elaborate this hot cart girl when I was 18 was a FR in college at Georgia Southern. Total sloot but cool as it gets. She dated a dude that was a member at the club that was 27 and gave her a promise ring. I instantly viewed her as off limits bc “oh boy it’s a promise ring it’s the real deal” but she loved to get drunk with me at work and she was always doing blow. Hated every other dude minus me, a friend to this day, and my brother. One day it was just me and her. She pulls down her shorts wearing a g-string and asks me if her birth control patch had fuzz on it as it was itching. Did I take that layup?……..No Still wanna kick myself over that. Going to whip my cock out and release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 1 minute ago, PatrickBateman said: Going to whip my cock out and release. Any dude with a clue would have. i was an idiot. “She’s drunk and high on blow. She has a promise ring. She’s just asking about the itchy fuzz man.” Facepalm. She ended up with some genetic disease (good pastures syndrome or something) and doesn’t look quite the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, PatrickBateman said: Going to whip my cock out and release. Keep your micro cokk in your pants, this is as fake as NC winning a Natty and Maye winning the Heisman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 1 minute ago, BGS 9.5 said: Keep your micro cokk in your pants, this is as fake as NC winning a Natty and Maye winning the Heisman This story was all real sadly. To my ever ending shame as to how clueless I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, BGS 9.5 said: Keep your micro cokk in your pants, this is as fake as NC winning a Natty and Maye winning the Heisman OH WOW 👌🏻 BGS 9.5 BRINGING THE UNSUBSTANTIATED HEAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, PatrickBateman said: OH WOW 👌🏻 BGS 9.5 BRINGING THE UNSUBSTANTIATED HEAT I’m aware that this sounds like something straight out of a porno. Not like I had a 100 of these layups tossed my way. This one always remains as a total facepalm though. All I told her was that there was no fuzz that I could see. Da fuck was wrong with me? BGS just hasn’t had his team face their daddy under Ryan Day yet so he feels big and mighty. Hopefully anybody here never made my mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, Gmcarroll33 said: I’m aware that this sounds like something straight out of a porno. Not like I had a 100 of these layups tossed my way. This one always remains as a total facepalm though. All I told her was that there was no fuzz that I could see. Da fuck was wrong with me? BGS just hasn’t had his team face their daddy under Ryan Day yet so he feels big and mighty. Hopefully anybody here never made my mistake. Holy Smokes 🚬 😳 Gmcarroll33 just returned fire. Shots fired sirs. How will Boogers 9.5 respond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 I'm so glad I came of age before A.I.D.S. We used to copulate more openly and freely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 @BGS 9.5 Pound your ass, every chance I get. You ain't seen nothing yet. Fucking with me, something you will regret. Pound your ASS, Pound your ASS. Pound your ASS at night! After eating Turkish Delight! Enjoy and don't put up a FIGHT! Pound your ASS at NIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I'm so glad I came of age before A.I.D.S. We used to copulate more openly and freely. aids stands for autoimmune deficiency syndrome, fauci pretty much created that with azt (hiv drug) and then did it again with covid vax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Gmcarroll33 said: I’m aware that this sounds like something straight out of a porno. Not like I had a 100 of these layups tossed my way. This one always remains as a total facepalm though. All I told her was that there was no fuzz that I could see. Da fuck was wrong with me? BGS just hasn’t had his team face their daddy under Ryan Day yet so he feels big and mighty. Hopefully anybody here never made my mistake. LMAO. NC a pretender, Maye a heisman pretender. Look man, I laid off piling on your homer threads without touting my team. Let it die. Ohio State beat ND and PSU, end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, BGS 9.5 said: LMAO. NC a pretender, Maye a heisman pretender. Look man, I laid off piling on your homer threads without touting my team. Let it die. Ohio State beat ND and PSU, end of story. True but this thread has nothing to do with any of the above. You started it with Maye and UNC. I thought I would jab back. My story is true and I still laugh at myself over the naive idiociy of being 18 and having no clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 53 minutes ago, BGS 9.5 said: LMAO. NC a pretender, Maye a heisman pretender. Look man, I laid off piling on your homer threads without touting my team. Let it die. Ohio State beat ND and PSU, end of story. Ryan Day already had his Jason Day and will lose to Meeeechigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I'm so glad I came of age before A.I.D.S. We used to copulate more openly and freely. I just watched The Normal Heart yesterday. I can’t unsee Tim Riggins (Taylor Kitsch) kissing a guy. Good movie, but probably not for the TGF majority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, IAG said: I just watched The Normal Heart yesterday. I can’t unsee Tim Riggins (Taylor Kitsch) kissing a guy. Good movie, but probably not for the TGF majority. Kevin Spacey kissed the colonel in American Beauty although I had no idea he was gay at the time. The Freddy Mecury movie was good. I thought both were good movies but yeah it’s natural for any sex to say “oh Jesus God no” when they see two dudes kissing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 23 minutes ago, IAG said: I just watched The Normal Heart yesterday. I can’t unsee Tim Riggins (Taylor Kitsch) kissing a guy. Good movie, but probably not for the TGF majority. Do you still have the gown that you wore to your Debutante Ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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