mike499 Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 Remember when a young ginger tried to tell us Nelly’s album was the greatest rap album of all time. It’s gotten so bad homey is playing halftime shows and county fairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 So a buddy of mine plays in a high stakes poker game and travels to LA, Miami, NYC regularly and plays against NBA players, rappers, wall street guys, and of course a few poker pros. He runs a sports book too. In LA, Nelly sat next to him at the poker table. My buddy pulled out his phone to check sports scores. Nelly is so insecure about being a has been and still wants to feel important so he gets mad and tells my friend it’s not cool to take his picture without asking him first. My buddy said “nah I was checking scores. I wasn’t taking your picture. Why would I want your picture? Who the hell are you?” Nelly “what you seriously don’t know who I am?” Buddy “nah do you play for the Los Angeles Lakers or something? Nelly “WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW WHO I AM?” This apparently dragged on for about 2 more hours before Nelly left. Every 15 min or so he would bring it up in disbelief, and asked what kind of music my buddy liked. To not make it obvious he was trolling him, he of course named of rock bands. Nelly “you mean to tell me you‘ve never heard IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE…..” Buddy “HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU? MAN I REMEMBER HEARING THAT SONG ON THE RADIO ONCE OR TWICE IN HIGH SCHOOL 20 YEARS AGO.” Nelly left still stunned my buddy didn’t know he he was. The table asked if he really had no clue who he was, and of course he tells them “hell yeah I knew it was Nelly. He was being an asshole and thinking he’s some important celebrity so I wanted to fuck with him and mess with his ego.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted December 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 Hope he took his money at the table. Fuck that guy terrible rapper and sounds like a dbag as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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redstripe Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 23 minutes ago, IAG said: Love me some REM Great song ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 43 minutes ago, Gmcarroll33 said: So a buddy of mine plays in a high stakes poker game and travels to LA, Miami, NYC regularly and plays against NBA players, rappers, wall street guys, and of course a few poker pros. He runs a sports book too. In LA, Nelly sat next to him at the poker table. My buddy pulled out his phone to check sports scores. Nelly is so insecure about being a has been and still wants to feel important so he gets mad and tells my friend it’s not cool to take his picture without asking him first. My buddy said “nah I was checking scores. I wasn’t taking your picture. Why would I want your picture? Who the hell are you?” Nelly “what you seriously don’t know who I am?” Buddy “nah do you play for the Los Angeles Lakers or something? Nelly “WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW WHO I AM?” This apparently dragged on for about 2 more hours before Nelly left. Every 15 min or so he would bring it up in disbelief, and asked what kind of music my buddy liked. To not make it obvious he was trolling him, he of course named of rock bands. Nelly “you mean to tell me you‘ve never heard IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE…..” Buddy “HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU? MAN I REMEMBER HEARING THAT SONG ON THE RADIO ONCE OR TWICE IN HIGH SCHOOL 20 YEARS AGO.” Nelly left still stunned my buddy didn’t know he he was. The table asked if he really had no clue who he was, and of course he tells them “hell yeah I knew it was Nelly. He was being an asshole and thinking he’s some important celebrity so I wanted to fuck with him and mess with his ego.” Nelly is a regular in high stakes poker games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted December 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 Just now, joeybagadonuts said: Nelly is a regular in high stakes poker games. You taking his money to Joey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, mike499 said: You taking his money to Joey? I wish. Have a friend who plays in a bunch of the private LA and Vegas games. Routinely plays with famous rappers /actors /sports starts etc Most games are 25/50-500/1k NL and PLO a little too rich for my blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IAG Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 56 minutes ago, Gmcarroll33 said: So a buddy of mine plays in a high stakes poker game and travels to LA, Miami, NYC regularly and plays against NBA players, rappers, wall street guys, and of course a few poker pros. He runs a sports book too. In LA, Nelly sat next to him at the poker table. My buddy pulled out his phone to check sports scores. Nelly is so insecure about being a has been and still wants to feel important so he gets mad and tells my friend it’s not cool to take his picture without asking him first. My buddy said “nah I was checking scores. I wasn’t taking your picture. Why would I want your picture? Who the hell are you?” Nelly “what you seriously don’t know who I am?” Buddy “nah do you play for the Los Angeles Lakers or something? Nelly “WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW WHO I AM?” This apparently dragged on for about 2 more hours before Nelly left. Every 15 min or so he would bring it up in disbelief, and asked what kind of music my buddy liked. To not make it obvious he was trolling him, he of course named of rock bands. Nelly “you mean to tell me you‘ve never heard IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE…..” Buddy “HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU? MAN I REMEMBER HEARING THAT SONG ON THE RADIO ONCE OR TWICE IN HIGH SCHOOL 20 YEARS AGO.” Nelly left still stunned my buddy didn’t know he he was. The table asked if he really had no clue who he was, and of course he tells them “hell yeah I knew it was Nelly. He was being an asshole and thinking he’s some important celebrity so I wanted to fuck with him and mess with his ego.” Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted December 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 We’re not just going to gloss over th thinking Nelly’s album was in the same stratosphere as say Ready to die are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 20 minutes ago, joeybagadonuts said: I wish. Have a friend who plays in a bunch of the private LA and Vegas games. Routinely plays with famous rappers /actors /sports starts etc Most games are 25/50-500/1k NL and PLO a little too rich for my blood. Yeah me too. I played twice in a game in Atlanta where it was me and the same buddy, a few pros, and then just totally loaded rich people. One black chick with a shaved head was side chick #6 to some big rap/hip hop producer. She got I think a 10k a week allowance. We played PLO and the very first hand she would shove 2k in without a care in the world. You can play perfect and still get burned. I lost about $1200 the first time, but I got lucky that my hand held up and won about 5k the next time. They were too rich for me. God we had the hottest Brazilian girl Marre that was the drink girl. She knew how to flirt it up for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 21 minutes ago, mike499 said: We’re not just going to gloss over th thinking Nelly’s album was in the same stratosphere as say Ready to die are we? one of TimelyTheManej’s worst takes of all time and that’s saying a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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joeybagadonuts Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 48 minutes ago, rjt said: http://forums.eog.com/index.php?threads/trent-richardson-will-be.337379/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, joeybagadonuts said: Not in the same stratosphere as Buehrle and Garland each being 300 game winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Gmcarroll33 said: So a buddy of mine plays in a high stakes poker game and travels to LA, Miami, NYC regularly and plays against NBA players, rappers, wall street guys, and of course a few poker pros. He runs a sports book too. In LA, Nelly sat next to him at the poker table. My buddy pulled out his phone to check sports scores. Nelly is so insecure about being a has been and still wants to feel important so he gets mad and tells my friend it’s not cool to take his picture without asking him first. My buddy said “nah I was checking scores. I wasn’t taking your picture. Why would I want your picture? Who the hell are you?” Nelly “what you seriously don’t know who I am?” Buddy “nah do you play for the Los Angeles Lakers or something? Nelly “WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW WHO I AM?” This apparently dragged on for about 2 more hours before Nelly left. Every 15 min or so he would bring it up in disbelief, and asked what kind of music my buddy liked. To not make it obvious he was trolling him, he of course named of rock bands. Nelly “you mean to tell me you‘ve never heard IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE…..” Buddy “HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU? MAN I REMEMBER HEARING THAT SONG ON THE RADIO ONCE OR TWICE IN HIGH SCHOOL 20 YEARS AGO.” Nelly left still stunned my buddy didn’t know he he was. The table asked if he really had no clue who he was, and of course he tells them “hell yeah I knew it was Nelly. He was being an asshole and thinking he’s some important celebrity so I wanted to fuck with him and mess with his ego.” I have heard the name but zero chance I'd know who he is by face or even with 100 hints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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