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A shithead just stole a package from my porch


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On 12/7/2023 at 6:28 PM, housepicks said:

Most of the Amazon drivers are black, and sometimes they deliver with their own car. I see a shithead walking down my sidewalk from the porch and my first thought was he probably had the wrong address and that’s why he was walking to his vehicle with a package. 
 

3 seconds later it dawned on me and by the time I got outside and yelled at him, he threw the package in the door and the driver sped around the corner, I chased and got a plate number, I even threw it in park, got out and tried to rip the door open but he got on the shoulder and sped away

next time stick your hand thru driver window®. The glass will cover the driver like a blanket, silica powder up nose, in eyes. By the time the shock wears off you haved smashed a pound of it in his grille. by beating his head on the steering wheel.

 

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