PatrickBateman Posted March 17 Author Report Share Posted March 17 2 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Your sister has a girlfriend? No my girlfriend's sister. Was going to text her and see how the fruit cocktail in the psych is but she probably stuck her finger down her throat and threw it up already. @Jimmy Hoffa Too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 7 minutes ago, PatrickBateman said: No my girlfriend's sister. Was going to text her and see how the fruit cocktail in the psych is but she probably stuck her finger down her throat and threw it up already. @Jimmy Hoffa Too soon? Not too soon. Send her over some infant toys to play with while she's in the nursery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 7 hours ago, PatrickBateman said: I'm dealing with general contractors while my girlfriend sleeps in, and her mother celebrates her 7th year "relationship" anniversary in New Hampshire. "I think he's dying...let's go to New Hampshire and celebrate 🍾." Her mother is why I hate most people. Stupid, lazy, and totally insane. After her grandmother passed away, my girlfriend's mother charged $20,000 to the dead woman's credit card. that's officially called the landers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 17 Author Report Share Posted March 17 26 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: that's officially called the landers Somewhat true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 RONALD burst into the bathroom while I was in it with the door closed. Dude had a full blown panic attack because two general contractors knocked at the door. Open it and talk to them like a normal human being, Dustin Hoffman. THIS. GUY. SUCKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Rainman your main man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 19 Author Report Share Posted March 19 39 minutes ago, JTGAMBLE said: Rainman your main man. Gambler how many women have you sexually harassed this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 1 minute ago, PatrickBateman said: Gambler how many women have you sexually harassed this week? 0 their are some hot women at my gym doh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 Looks like he is moving out. Told his daughter he doesn't want to be here. Sorry our house is not a nursing home and you actually have to pick up after yourself. FUKK YOU SIR and don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On 3/17/2024 at 3:11 PM, PatrickBateman said: No my girlfriend's sister. Was going to text her and see how the fruit cocktail in the psych is but she probably stuck her finger down her throat and threw it up already. @Jimmy Hoffa Too soon? They don't let you have your phone in a true psych ward.. 6 minutes ago, PatrickBateman said: Looks like he is moving out. Told his daughter he doesn't want to be here. Sorry our house is not a nursing home and you actually have to pick up after yourself. FUKK YOU SIR and don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. So, when does he leave? As much as you despise him and it will be a relief, there will be an odd feeling as well. Just a heads up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Pat's going to miss this guy like a bad STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 21 minutes ago, Blondie said: They don't let you have your phone in a true psych ward.. So, when does he leave? As much as you despise him and it will be a relief, there will be an odd feeling as well. Just a heads up. Her sister was not in the psych ward yet. It was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 11 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Pat's going to miss this guy like a bad STD. I'm organizing his GET THE FUCK OUT party as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 1 hour ago, PatrickBateman said: Her sister was not in the psych ward yet. It was a joke. Eh, sounds like you may need the information soon 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 1 hour ago, Blondie said: Eh, sounds like you may need the information soon 😛 I need my girlfriend's sister and her entire family to fuck off. Sooner rather than later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Just now, PatrickBateman said: I need my girlfriend's sister and her entire family to fuck off. Sooner rather than later. My wife had her mom and 3 sisters in her corner whenever we had a disagreement... Jimmy outnumbered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 31 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: My wife had her mom and 3 sisters in her corner whenever we had a disagreement... Jimmy outnumbered. Well John Boy has derelicts and stupid people in his corner so I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 John Boy moving out! Text exchange: I had a conversation with my dad I will be looking for a place for him near me. He knows how you feel and doesn't want to be there, he adores xxxxxx and does not want her stressed out. Probably didn't admit his part in any of this but that's par for the course when dealing with John. I don't enjoy cleaning his urine off our bathroom floor every day. You just have no feelings when it comes to elderly and dementia. He is not doing it on purpose. So putting his cheerio box on the dishwasher while the recycling bin is a foot away is dementia related? He can eat, drink beer, and watch TV all day. Let's us clean up after him. Always ALL about John and not the actual homeowners. And if his dementia is that bad, he shouldn't be living with people who have jobs and lives. Residential treatment, not xxxxxx and I. I have nothing else to say to you, your previous text and what you said to her sister shows how uncaring you are, I'm not getting into this with you. The same sister who's talked shit behind my back and continues to lie about her drug use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 Ronald lost his dog today and went fucking ballistic. Stupid thing came back but JFC. Dude's crying while walking up and down the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 13 minutes ago, PatrickBateman said: Ronald lost his dog today and went fucking ballistic. Stupid thing came back but JFC. Dude's crying while walking up and down the street. That's embarrassing. Now your neighbors are whispering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 23 Author Report Share Posted March 23 16 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: That's embarrassing. Now your neighbors are whispering. Had to verbally whip his ass again this morning. Told him to not open his door when people are standing at the side door. Dude can't not be on top of everyone. Slammed his door like a child and that was all she wrote. I remember we had to stop by his house on the way to my girlfriend's grandfather's funeral. This asshole asked my girlfriend to go buy him alcohol. What a fucking jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 He's drinking?? That makes him a threat to your sobriety and thus makes you a threat to his granddaughters's stability. Evict with extreme prejudice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 23 Author Report Share Posted March 23 13 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: He's drinking?? That makes him a threat to your sobriety and thus makes you a threat to his granddaughters's stability. Evict with extreme prejudice. My point 👉 👈 exactly. He's a threat to myself, my girlfriend, and our dogs. Guy tried telling me something about finances so I countered with "I have more money saved than you made in your life." He was and is a lousy drunk. Fucking ungrateful ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 23 Author Report Share Posted March 23 8th grade education but smarter than doctors, lawyers, and judges. "Talk to my wife" guy. Could never figure shit out. Had women do everything for him. FUKK YOU SIR 🖕🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Bateman going to be sad as fuck when John Boy leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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