mikeman Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 15 minutes ago, PatrickBateman said: After I told him I was going to call the police and get a restraining order he said..."Blah, blah, blah, I'll get restraining order on YOU!" Can't even form an original thought because his pea sized brain is clogged with whiskey and piss beer. Saying "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you", then stick your tongue out and thumb your nose, is effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 4 hours ago, mikeman said: Saying "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you", then stick your tongue out and thumb your nose, is effective. Probably more effective than calling him a no good, cocksucking, smelt catching, rabbit trapping, cow milking, apple picking, butter making, stumbling, mumbling, old as dirt, lame ass piece of Canadian shit. Back to your farm, John Boy because YOU not ME are out! Like I said RONALD...if you're winning, there's something wrong with the fucking scoreboard. BATEMAN 1 DONALD 0 GAME FUCKING OVER, BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 Guy finally figures out how to take the trash out and spray Lysol after I verbally whipped his ass. Him taking a header down a snowy hill after his dog ran away was classic. Tuck, duck, and roll, RONALD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 RONALD JOHN RAYMOND can wait. He knows it's too late when we're walking on by. But don't look back in anger. But don't look in anger. I heard John Boy say. At least not today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 No one seemed to hear him So he leafed through a magazine And, yawning, rubbed the sleep away Very sane he seemed to me (Waiting so long, I've been waiting so, waiting so) Look back in anger, driven by the night Till you come (Waiting so long, I've been waiting so, waiting so) Look back in anger, feel it in my voice Till you come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 10 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: No one seemed to hear him So he leafed through a magazine And, yawning, rubbed the sleep away Very sane he seemed to me (Waiting so long, I've been waiting so, waiting so) Look back in anger, driven by the night Till you come (Waiting so long, I've been waiting so, waiting so) Look back in anger, feel it in my voice Till you come Marty robbins could really write them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 25 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: No one seemed to hear him So he leafed through a magazine And, yawning, rubbed the sleep away Very sane he seemed to me (Waiting so long, I've been waiting so, waiting so) Look back in anger, driven by the night Till you come (Waiting so long, I've been waiting so, waiting so) Look back in anger, feel it in my voice Till you come Feels like I went through 12 rounds with Mike Tyson just to get this asshole out of my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Looking back IN ANGER allows us to keep from getting taken advantage of... Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 8 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Looking back IN ANGER allows us to keep from getting taken advantage of... Again. Never again. Wouldn't take $500,000 for another year with this cocksucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 I have a nephew... He got his grandfather for 35k He got me for 1.5k He got my kids in money and merchandise. He got his brother for 1000s. He got his cousin a heroin habit and bankruptcy. He's ripped off every girlfriend he's had and their families too. He just beat a vehicular assault case in California but lost his job and needs a place to stay. He called here. I looked back In Anger and told him that if he shows up here I'll put a bullet in his head. Then he called my wife crying. She then asked me if he could stay here. I told her that if he shows up here I will put a bullet in her head too. Look back In Anger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PatrickBateman Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 Rented a little cabin in the woods to get away from that cocksucker. Guy will probably burn the house down or kick another window out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I have a nephew... He got his grandfather for 35k He got me for 1.5k He got my kids in money and merchandise. He got his brother for 1000s. He got his cousin a heroin habit and bankruptcy. He's ripped off every girlfriend he's had and their families too. He just beat a vehicular assault case in California but lost his job and needs a place to stay. He called here. I looked back In Anger and told him that if he shows up here I'll put a bullet in his head. Then he called my wife crying. She then asked me if he could stay here. I told her that if he shows up here I will put a bullet in her head too. Look back In Anger. Invite him to stay and then take all his shit and dump him in the sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 53 minutes ago, PatrickBateman said: nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, PatrickBateman said: Rented a little cabin in the woods to get away from that cocksucker. Guy will probably burn the house down or kick another window out. Nice interior, I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 11 minutes ago, mikeman said: Invite him to stay and then take all his shit and dump him in the sticks. That little cocksucker. When we sold his grandfather's house a 35k mortgage had to be paid back to the bank. So I should add that he ripped off his mother and 3 aunts for $8750 each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I have a nephew... He got his grandfather for 35k He got me for 1.5k He got my kids in money and merchandise. He got his brother for 1000s. He got his cousin a heroin habit and bankruptcy. He's ripped off every girlfriend he's had and their families too. He just beat a vehicular assault case in California but lost his job and needs a place to stay. He called here. I looked back In Anger and told him that if he shows up here I'll put a bullet in his head. Then he called my wife crying. She then asked me if he could stay here. I told her that if he shows up here I will put a bullet in her head too. Look back In Anger. Fuck. Some people are just rotten to their cores. Look back in anger, I heard Jimmy say. At least for today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Nice interior, I like it. Has a sauna out back. This is the way to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 So John boy threw you out of your own house and you rented a cabin ? Wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi_Archie Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 oh will thread take a squatter's rights turn? good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 That TV has a Roku interface. Download the FanDuel/TVG app and you'll be horsebetting in minutes. Korea, South Africa, Tokyo, Mumbai, Australia, New Zealand. All overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 34 minutes ago, redstripe said: So John boy threw you out of your own house and you rented a cabin ? Wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, redstripe said: So John boy threw you out of your own house and you rented a cabin ? Wtf That's how John Boy gets fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Looks a bit like Red Leaf Cabin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 6 hours ago, WVU said: Looks a bit like Red Leaf Cabin What's the TGF discount for Red Leaf Cabin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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