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  1. Fox News? Sheesh. Can we snuggle and watch an hour of Rachel Maddow, Big Man?
  2. Signing out and taking my 12 beers to the man cave. Good luck, men... Teddy will send you a pic of Mom's sliders......
  3. At 1:01 84 probably takes her first. Then never should have won a Heisman - Woodson.
  4. Rocky actually scarfed down the first bottle of Tito's. You really have to watch the cat with failing kidneys.
  5. That is a good Sunday breakfast, Teddy. My breakfast was 2 airplane bottles of Tito's; 30 MG of Love Oven Sativa edible brownie bites and a glass of Merlot. Actually 2 glasses of merlot and counting. The more Merlot I have the more I want to poke Sam Ponder. Have 12 Hoppsecutioner IPAs ready to be had. Will eat at kickoff at 1 when games start. Momma taxman is cooking primento and chicken sliders for mancave. I will text you a pic for this thread.
  6. It is easier when the drunk Ellie Maes are passed out in your cab. Ted, you might have to work a bit harder.
  7. taxman

    Parx

    RD - do you know the Teddy//Mandalay Bay Story? You gave out a horse at a small track. Maybe Parx. I think the nag was like 9/1 or so. I don't know horse markets and usually only bet deep on p-6 carryovers at west coast tracks. I went up to the window and bet $2k on your horse to win. It went off at 2/5 and ended up last. Good times. 6.5 hours later I saw Teddy chasing a party bus driver down the street at Circus Circus. Good times...
  8. OJ makes me fat, so it is Titos with a splash of tap.
  9. What color is the Unicorn's horn? Fuck me. Been on a bender since the Falcons game. I may get banned in the next couple of hours...
  10. what does the forum smell like? That's next, right Scooter?
  11. No. And I won't have my boyfriends painting my toenails either. Is this not the gayest thread in TGF history? Sorry, Ted. Your participation in this takes you down a couple of man points with the taxman. :)
  12. I am probably the only Falcon fan here at TGF. Literally wearing a Super Bowl LI hoodie as I type. I respect you, Sly, But for one week, screw Brady; screw 28-3; screw anything related to the Patriots - team of Aaron Hernandez. Screw the pale ugly women with banged up teeth in Mass. That is it. Hope everybody has a good day.
  13. I am on the east coast. If west coast, it would always be In N Out. Nothing tells my brain to sober up more than eating a sack full of Krystals with cheese on the way home. I will eat a double whopper with bacon from time to time. Sonic and their cheeseburger with jalepenos and tater tots is not bad either.
  14. taxman

    Death

    mike=Clint Eastwood He eats concertina wire and pisses napalm.
  15. 1999 at the Rx. Would post nightly with SlamDunk and SteveH breaking down NBA totals. Good times...
  16. How gullible are people on this site? This thread started by CK wouldn't shock me, but damn people will just drink the snake oil right out of the tap.
  17. Last time I was in LV JP had me reach out to my host about tickets to this. I sent an email and didn't follow up, so I//he didn't get tickets. He called me this morning and told me to thank my MGM host for hosing us. JP's brother and sister-in-law were there, but she is sick and didn't feel well. They left about 7 or so. Then, Barman comes in to make jokes about it. Sheesh...
  18. Hug your son's g/f Ted when she gets to the house. Do you think Barman drives at Circus Circus in Vegas? I can hope, right?
  19. Don't know you, but you are quite the humorous asshole. Please die a very painful death you dick!!! Unbelievable some of the subhumans like you, CK and Keef that post here. JUST DAMN making fun of the dead and wounded. Please hang yourself. Thanks in advance and Happy Monday.
  20. Trust my budtender exponentially more than my doc. Maybe CK can sell us some good opioids. CITIZENS ARREST!!!!
  21. Included with a free Confederate flag, tin foil hat and links to all of Ted Cruz' favorite porn sites. Costs $13.13 per month...
  22. I thought it was STAIN too. Not hip at all. Nothing like CK or Keef that are all chill to Selena Gomez and the like. Good morning plumber! Good morning Rush Limbaugh (jasson). Afternoon baseball and day drinking seem to be the agenda...
  23. taxman

    Am I a cunt?

    I am not usually good at sniffing out ghosts, but hey JC, are you Big Bear?
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