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Almost forgot about Ja'Convict Gaffney. LMAO. Fuck you, Urban. And last post of the day, so Fuck you too, CK. Ra...ra...ra....

Hernandez, Zeke, on and on. Fuck you, Urban Meyer! You sure know how to pick'em.

Lord, in his deepest dreams the gypsy lies, with sweet Melissa. Mmmm-hmmm....

As stated by me before, my death row meal is the bone-in prime rib at Circus Circus steakhouse. Black bean soup and a good bottle of Merlot. As close to heaven as you can get. Good stuff. The price you pay is taking the Cholo walk through a thousand Cali dudes in tank tops and cut-off shorts in that flea market hallway. It is like Jersey shore without cameras. All of them look like Teddy and his nasty ass gout feet as well. Weird...

I like the Italian place next to UNLV. I think it is Ferraro's. Is that the name, FH? The lasagna is really good. The German place across the street isn't bad either, next to Hyatt Place.

Perez > Koufax Is that the lady from the bad season of True Detective? The one that Colin Farrell was poking?

End it here!

Struck out. Baseball sucks. Could have ended it right there. Sheesh....

Not a great story, sorry. Just checked into my hotel a bit tipsy and started watching King of Queens as I unpacked, and it wasn't a show I paid attention to when it was originally on. So, let me see if I can clean my conversation up with Ted. Hey, Ted, this Leah Remini is quite attractive, but maybe it is the Tito's talking. Then, I did some youtube research and she is quite a looker. I remember her from Saved by the Bell a thousand years ago. Don't get me started on Tiffani Thiessen. :) That is as clean and sanitized as I can make the conversation. BTW, I think Ted made up G-bone. Either that, or it is a southern california thing. BTW, BBB - nice start! Half way there. Maybe this is my slump buster a day late!

Well, if we live to 100, we will prove all the people that told us the booze and gambling would kill us wrong! HA! We may need some pharmaceutical assistance at Play it Again Sams at 100, sir. Have a good day. I am trying to stay out of CK's attention whore threads, so I'm going back to Leah.

Not a big contest guy, so give it to Teddy anyway. Just presume the bet is his. I think I owe him for not betting the Angels last night anyway. Back to Leah...

Travel day for me, so between the Tito's, Teddy's texting and Leah Remini (long story), this day will end rather early for me. :)

My book had 5.5, boat.

1 of 1 Bet successfully placed! OVER 5.5+1001H NEW YORK METS VS 1H TEXAS RANGERS R Montero - R / M Perez - L Risking: $1,000.00 To win: $1,000.00

First 18, CrackerBoy, not red or black.

Oh and Unitas, God rest his soul, won a dime on a Spurrier coached Redskins preseason game. Really good guy. All of those guys - Machavelli, Comp Fan, SuperBook, The Devil, Unitas, and on and on. Russ didn't come because I think some folks were looking for him in Las Vegas. Had to wait to meet Russ at the Canadian get together. I think the Tito's and tap have made me have a touch of a midlife crisis.

I was traveling and drinking Tito's and tap. I have no issue fronting you money for all kinds of gambling and stripper ass things. Plus, last time I fronted money was to Dogball last year. Not a happy ending, as you know, my friend. Plus, I have the opposite of the Midas touch recently. The last three times I had the Dodgers rapped in a parlay they LOST, including last night. I think the Falcons and Hillary loss have turned my 2017 to absolute shit. Need to hibernate until next year. First time I bet a dime was at the Palms back in 2000ish. I bet a dime on Tony Stewart, with Freddie Pisapia (God rest his soul) right next to me and it won and paid $7,000. I have been chasing that high ever since.

HA! Love you, Buddy. Hope to see you soon.

Not going to read 4 pages, but hopefully Teddy has come in with a recommendation to Play It Again Sams.

I got sand pictures too, but was too windy. Unrecognizable. You guys need to upgrade this site to be able to handle wind pictures.

Only time I saw her it was kind of forced on me at SB 49. Of course, I was in the President's box. Bernie Sanders was there along with Nancy, Hillary and Elizabeth (Warren). After a few margaritas, things got real wild. Butler's interception completely blew some of our minds so a few of us went deep into the desert night and had peyote. Just another Sunday night in February. You guys need to get a life like me and CK...

You are correct! Trying to dethrone Landers as King Mush.

Just saw on Twitter: Reince 189 days Spicey 183 days Dubkey 86 days Flynn 23 days Scaramucci 10 days Make America Confused Again, indeed.

Sleepy most definitely; probably Cop second, although he is all hat and no cattle. So maybe a 3 way tie for second?

Common theme amongst tards inheriting from family. Is that some sort of psychological disorder?