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J - I think Ted said you were on the west coast. Nothing would please me more if you joined us next time. I was 0-3 on horse bets Saturday, and we could use your expertise. We didnt talk politics or religion one time. We know where our common ground is and try to stay on the rails. For example, I have never bet Parx in my life and didn't know the pools were so small. Bet a 10/1 horse for a dime across the board and by the time I got back to Big Gane's VIP table it was 3/5. You wouldn't let me do boneheaded shit like that... lost all 3 dimes BTW. I think either the horse is still running or is glue at this point.

PS we went to the Sportsbook at the clown joint after dinner to shake Meat's hand, but he wasn't there. This and the first major wager bash are the two best vegas trips I have ever had. The first MW bash I met the devil. So 1 and 1a.

Big game just reminded me. Saturday afternoon I had to kick a stripper out of my room. She was there to watch the fountain show and I had a good view. While I'm doing that they are getting kicked off a blackjack table, according to them, for no reason whatsoever. After seeing the hummer driver shitting his pants a few hours later with teddy on him I got a feeling the Bellagio had a reason. These union plumbers won't take shit.

Not going to get into detail until I have permission to do so, but I am not worth shooting this morning, men. Mrs. taxman saw me drag in and only had 2 words for me GOOD LORD. There is a stretch hummer driver with PTSD after Teddy and big game chased him down the street at the clown joint after dinner. He asked for it, but the boy bit off more than he could chew. good for the boys running off their lamb and prime rib respectively. Asian ass got eaten. I hope to feel human by WS 1st pitch tomorrow. Happy Monday TGF...

Yes, sir, no doubt. A smug stiff. Stiffs should disappear, right? But he really thinks way too much of himself.

Steaktartar of all people turned me on to Teddy's charm and I have loved him ever since.

Here is hoping his wife has a new man with a big uncircumcised dick sticking it in every hole she has. He went stiff betting on Hernandez v. the Reds. Just wish he was on the fucking boat with Jose. He risked $9k to win $5k. Nobody knew he was broke because he talks a big game. He knew I was flush in my account. He had bet through it the previous week and won $16k. He transferred that out and lost it in about 5 minutes betting preseason football parlays. Yeah, I know. I'm a friggin sucker. I have suggested several times he should hang himself, but he thinks way too much of himself to do that. Onward. We are all good until we are not, right? Teddy brings it on himself, but gets a raw deal here by many. I would jump in front of a bus for the man. If DB shows up, he is going to say I am a fat drunk. I am guilty on both counts, but just left Church. So, Judge not, lest Ye be judged. Good luck with the bets this weekend, Gentlemen!!!

Some would argue a hangover from getting their ass kicked LW. Also, those kids weren't offered scholarships by FSU, the U or Florida. So, chip on their shoulders. Not touching the game, but wouldn't shock me if the Noles laid down. Good luck, WVU.

FH - I ask you this every year, sir, I know. However, it changes and new books are offering mobile options. Will you list your LV sportsbook apps in your order of preference? Also, general house limits on major sports. Cantor it seems it depends on who is at the switch. Sometimes, the sky is the limit and sometimes not, especially with totals. They seem to be more generous with sides. When I am in state, I currently use 2 - Cantor and MGM. I like Cantor much better, but that is probably because I have been using it longer. Thanks in advance for your assistance.

Maybe the moaner has the same affliction as Chucky in Sons of Anarchy. The dude couldn't stop masturbating. Eventually the Asian gang cut Chucky's hands off. That's an idea for you, but you may be in some legal trouble if you cut the moaners hands off. Hard to say. If you are in the South, you are probably safe.

Hockey, yes. Horses, no.

Plus, wouldn't be asking KGB for horse racing advice.

BD, no but I think they are forum Buds. I have met and tried to go tequila shot for tequila shot with Teddy a time or two. Good luck to you too, Jasson.

I hate that my single in the P-6 is a 13 horse race. Race 6, #11 Defiantly it is, though. Very good speed rating last time out. Jasson, my Trump loving Cousin, what say you?

Agreed. Public on a dog or public on an under run away as fast as you can!

Lambert is bad. You are counting on Chubb to get 160 yards, and at least, 2 TDs.

If it was Richt, I would be on UNC moneyline. This game sets up like a game Richt would lose every single year. They are starting Grayson Lambert who is a terrible QB. Maybe it is a head fake and we will see Eason in the second half. UNC has an awesome offense and UGA will have to outscore them. UNC offense ought to do quite well on the GA Dome turf. Crowd will be 90% Georgia fans and it gets loud as hell during the SEC Championship, so expect it to be crazy. They say Chubb is 100%, but Michelle is out. Probably comes down to how much you believe in Kirby Smart and the UGA defense. I say all that to say, no good take.

Toronto -145 at Bookmaker

UNC great offense as well. UGA will have to outscore them.

New Coach. True Freshman QB. No Sony. Ignorant people thinking it is in Chapel Hill and not the Georgia Dome.

I have decided I wouldn't kick Sarah Spain out of bed for eating crackers. Wearing that LBD, I was hoping for a little Basic Instinct action, but no dice.

Hasselbeck, and his wife, are as Republican as CK and Copper...

One of them looks like Eddie Munster, so that's something...

My one visit to The Swamp felt like a hockey game with the seats so close to the field. I was leaving the Swamp after the game, and they put a 50 Burger up on my Vols, and somebody still spit on me on the way out of the stadium. Stay Classy Gators -

A beer and some ribs at Calhoun's on the River pregame. Follow the cheerleaders out to the "T." Haven't been back in years and I miss it a ton!!! John Ward saying, "Give him 6. TOUCHDOWN TENNESSEE!"