Charlie The Bulldog

I knew there was a reason I don't like B3

TGF needs a pet owners picture thread.

What's a dog gotta do to get some kibble up in here?

Well bust out some green and get me some kibble you cheap fuck.

Cop sits around drinking fancy bottle beer with lime wedges, eating peel and eat shrimp and little Debbie snacks, while my water dish has mold growing in it and the private label kibble he calls dog food is infected with weevils.

I knew you would Feed me, hold me, water me. I have missed you. Why did you leave me?

Damn Cop make up your mind. I read you are going to post at Peeps so I run over there. I get to Peeps and you aren't there so I run back here. I get here I read again you are leaving and going to Peeps for good. So I run over there. I have done this 20 times now. My Lord it's hot outside and the pavement is rough. I'll be on bloody stumps at this pace. Please stop.

I see a lot of you talking about the high cost of veterinarian services. I wouldn't know. Cop never takes me to the vet. Need some Obama medical care for dogs up in here. Cop does the home remedy stuff. Few years ago I had a bad case of worms, always dragging my ass on the ground to scratch my bung hole. Cop put decon in my food. Killed the worms, damn near killed me too. One time he was walking in from grocery shopping and 3 cans of private label pork and beans fell on my head. Huge gash. Blood was all over the place. Cop yelled at me and used duct tape to plug the holes. I still walk with a limp the time he used a ruler and twine to set a broken leg.

A couple of times while ass sniffing, I have slid the tongue up and licked another dogs nut sack and pecker. Who cares what two consisting dogs do?

This is nothing. He leaches shit all the time. Hell half the food we eat up in this joint he gets off the free sample plates at Costco.

Who let the dogs out always gets my paws moving.

So I tell my master Cop that all this talk as of late at TGF about people getting high makes me want to try it. Cop agrees to hook me up. Picks me up and puts me on top of shed in back yard. Says the you go, you are high 3 hours latter, a sun burnt nose, fried paws from the tin roof I jumped down and sprained my ACL. Landed in a thorn bush. Not funny.

Must be nice to have clean balls. With Cop as your owner it's next to impossible to play stinky paw. I'm out in the back yard just chillin in the sun, laying on my back, legs spread wide. I hear something, look up and I see this fine looking Border Collie bitch on the other side of the fence. Our eyes meet, and I can see she is checking out my package. I don't want to brag, but I am hung. Seriously, massive. No kidding. I glance down to make sure it's not folded under my sack, and what do I see? About 20 gnats and a horse fly swarming around, sweat dripping off, and black crusty stuff on my sack. No wonder it taste like shit when I lick my self. Needless to say the bitch wasn't impressed. Walked away shaking her ass just to tease me. I wish Cop would get off his fat ass and give me a bath.

Maryland in the HOWLessss

True American hero's in every sense of the word.

Any idea who this Cop feller is. His scent is vaguely famliar.

Camping near a horse stable is the best. Who doesn't love a early morning roll in a steaming pile of horse shit?

EYE WOOD LIKE TWO SEA SUM DOG PRODUCT REVIEWS!!!!! MAYBE THIS VS

vs Who do you think would win?

Find what looks like a good hunk of road kill. Roll in it. Turns out to be a hunk OH crap piece of ground hog. Come home and get your ass beat. Fuck me.

It humid and my nut sack hangs to the ground. My pits get all sticky and smell like ass. My bung hole is beet red and itches. It's not easy being me.

Requested a 8 bone withdraw today. Ill update TGF when they arrive

I have never pissed on a goal post but wouldn't mind giving it a shot.

Being a ghost isn't what it is cracked up to be.

Beaner is a Boston Bull dog fan. One of the most over rated dogs on history.