El Chapo

Dallas clinched NFC best-record when the Giants lost. Will they take the foot off the pedal and give their starters some rest vs the Lions? The game (at Dallas) currently has a consensus line of.DAL -6.5. (Although -7 is still available st several shops--most notably WH and Stations). Considering that Dallas has failed to beat the spread for 4 straight games, and that each game that they failed to beat the spread in were "stand alone" games (2 Thursday, then 2 SNF), DET +7 seems like the play here. It is pretty much a must-win game for DET, who faces the prospect of missing the playoffs altogether if they lose their last 2 (with GB looming next week, in a game that will decide the NFC North). To recap: 1) Dallas has failed to cover in 4 straight "stand alone" games. (And even if DAL plays their starters, look for Prescott to (once again) shit the bed (by failing to cover the spread under the National spotlight)). 2).Lions playing with urgency (and desperation) in what shapes up as a MUST-win game. (Even if they lose, expect them to beat the spread). 3) DAL has home-field clinched. DAL could rest players. The Pick: DET +7.

Easy as pie. Easy as cuttin' butter...:

One thing that restores my faith in human nature: There doesn't exist a POS imbecile on the face of the earth that bet the Vikings. Nobody in their right mind, who expects to be taken seriously ever again, bet the Vikings. Everybody at TGF (who possesses a brain cell) was all over the Xmas Eve Packers weeks ago. Easy Money. Good goin', boys. :

I hope not. I had my monkey throw the Juju on the Vikings. Pack'll cover EASY. The only downside: I had to keep all of my Mediterranean Princesses happy for Xmas, so I was short of funds to bet. On this LOCK and of the Decade--I was only able to scrape up a wager of 20K. :

No kidding. Why else would everybody who possessed a brain be pounding the Packers? BIG.

Easiest game of the year taking the Pack. Everybody with a brain pounded it BIG. Almost too easy. Why can't they all be like this?

Says it all.

The Vikings are a choking, bed shitting, POS of a team (they have already given up on the season). Pound the Packers. BIG.

Easter makes more sense. If the weather is warm, you can spend an hour just looking up the dresses of the girls ascending the spiral staircase to the balcony.

I go every year. I take one of my girls from Dearborn and she hooks me up with some authentic "ethnic" cloithes--so we can show up dressed as Joseph and Mary. Middle Eastern girls ROCK. Mary was a Middle Eastern girl. I will say a prayer for all of you at TGF, also. To reciprocate your kind gesture of saying a prayer for me. Merry Xmas, to all. And remember, it is all abut the baby in the manger. Jesus is the Reason for the Season.

Lol. GSW covered. I guess there is a reason they play 48 minutes.

Trump is a low information idiot. Once he assumes the office of POTUS, all of his tweets should be thoroughly vetted (every syllable) before being posted. Giving Trump the office of POTUS is like leaving a retarded monkey alone with a pack of matches and a can of gasoline and praying he doesn't figure out a way to fuck things up. Trump Presidency = Way too risky.

He had a great 7-year prime. No doubt about that.

Kellyanne (w/o makeup) is a hideous fuck. She makes the Wicked Witch of the West look like Margot Robbie. As far as her new job: A female Joseph Goebbels serving Trump's Hitler.

I knew that choking POS Eli Manning was gonna shit the bed. I pounded the Eagles.