Sam Odom Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 So fukking many... But this one cracks Sammy up every time Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 When Paulie and Christopher are outside a restaurant fighting about money. Waiter comes out and complains that Christopher didn't leave him a tip. Next thing you know they kick his ass and he's on the ground shaking... and shaking... Christopher then says, "Still going this asshole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark Raver Camper Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 lost by a See you next Tuesday hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyDevil Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 He was a interior decorator ... Really ? His apartment looked like shit ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Season 1. Uncle June falls down in the shower and says, "Your sister's See you next Tuesday ." Had me dying laughing. Heard my father use that expression a million times growing up (he preferred saying "twat" instead of "See you next Tuesday ") and had never heard anyone else say it until seeing The Sopranos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 One of the Top 5 shows ever... I don't care what anyone says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almost allright Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 [On Chicken Soup for the Soul] You should read Tomato Sauce for your Ass. It’s the Italian version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blow Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 "We should have stopped at Roy Rogers." "And I should have fucked Dale Evans but I didn't"---Paulie Walnuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharp Square Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Uncle Junior: "The Feds are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Bobby Baccilieri: World really went downhill after the World Trade Center. You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this. Tony Soprano: Who did what?Bobby Baccilieri: All these problems, the middle east. The end o' the world.Tony Soprano: Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the hunchback of Notre Dame.Bobby Baccilieri: Oh, right. Notredamus.Tony Soprano: Nostradamus and Notre Dame, that's two different things completely.Bobby Baccilieri: It's interesting though they'd be so similar, isn't it? And I always thought, "OK, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and your halfback of Notre Dame".Tony Soprano: One's a fucking cathedral! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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timetopay Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90 pound mole removed from her ass. Not my favorite but what chaos that one joke had. Still was being brought up by Tony on the boat with Paulie at the end of the series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timetopay Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Carmela to Tony... Can see my wife saying this to me some days "You know, Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. 'Cause I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, you're paranoid, or just a f**king asshole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I think you should seriously start considering salads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blue Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 My favorite one liners are mostly from Uncle Junior. But there are a ton. #1 tv show of all time as far as I'm concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 “I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit" Remind me of Broke Lenders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 "I'm the mother fucker who calls the mother fucking shots" Tony to Richie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Don't disrespect the pizza place! Could be SBR'S slogan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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