MonkeyF0cker Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Don’t think houser approves of the way you eat burritos, KR. Haha. housepicks teaching Mexicans how to eat Mexican - one Mexican at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 And if you are gonna cut up a burrito, wouldn’t you add the salsa after you’ve cut it open? Salsa on the shell has me blown away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Kolzig becoming a poverty all-star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Someone tell KR this wasn’t real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Supper time! 31 oz can, how much should I eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Just like an enchilada style burrito, it is possible to cut a burrito with a fork and maintain a consistency of salsa on the burrito. Why is this so difficult to conceptualize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Haha. housepicks teaching Mexicans how to eat Mexican - one Mexican at a time. I know someone that KR knows, and as a kid, I was at that person's house where they had this big party/cookout going. When they gave me steak, I asked for a fork and a knife, and they were like, "We're Mexican. We eat it with our hands." So yeah, KR has to eat his salsa covered burrito that way since that's the Mexican way!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 You eat a burrito with a knife and fork? Would never ever cut up a burrito on foil. First off you’re gonna cut right through it.Second off, you’re gonna lose a lot of ingredients plus the salsa, look at that shit dripping down into the foil cracks and crevices. His table is gonna be a scratched up mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Just like an enchilada style burrito, it is possible to cut a burrito with a fork and maintain a consistency of salsa on the burrito.Why is this so difficult to conceptualize?He doesn’t have much on there to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Clean your stove, Merle. Gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Maybe he was eating on top of a granite countertop. Maybe there was a plate underneath it. Maybe he transferred the burrito directly to a plate before eating it. We have a lot of investigative work to do here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 He doesn’t have much on there to begin with. Maybe he doesn't want a lot on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 I like your style, bread slices instead of buns isn't ideal however. i buy a loaf of bread. i eat the entire loaf. if i buy hamburger rolls then i end up just throwing a bunch away.....the beans are something you should try tho. 2 packs beans $1.50 and some salt-pork $2 and it makes 5 billion servings of beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Kolzig posts a poverty meal Merlin: "Hold my beer..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Kolzig becoming a poverty all-star. not by choice.......if i had my way id be out drinking 5-6 beers a night at a bar. then ordering $15 burger ect ill never be able to do that again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Liquid part of salsa dripping down the side. It’s fucking up the salsa ratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 That’s how Encino Man would dress a burrito after he wheezed the juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Supper time! 31 oz can, how much should I eat?here you go, the red stuff is hot sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 $100 bills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Maybe he doesn't want a lot on it.That shit ain’t even hot. If the restaurant employee tried giving me that gringo chip salsa I’d reject it and tell him to bring back 8oz of chili rojo. *Fake Mexican Alert* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 $100 bills His food budget for the next 2 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 That shit ain’t even hot. If the restaurant employee tried giving me that gringo chip salsa I’d reject it and tell him to bring back 8oz of chili rojo. *Fake Mexican Alert* I doubt that salsa came from the restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Mike you are close to being put on ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Refried beans only for dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 I doubt that salsa came from the restaurant. I think you’re right. That’s some pace or some shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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