KingRevolver Posted April 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Thread turned into a sausage fest.Fuckin' William. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Geez Don't get frightened by a male on female encounter. It's natural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Fuckin' William. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 I came all over a female's ass about 30 minutes ago. No A person who’s sexuality I admire . that means you were jerking yourself to finish, so in that case does it even matter whether it's a female or a male ass? or if there is even another person present? weird to brag about jerking off, pretty sure everyone here has done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 that means you were jerking yourself to finish, so in that case does it even matter whether it's a female or a male ass? or if there is even another person present? weird to brag about jerking off, pretty sure everyone here has done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Lots of alligator arms at Theo's dinner when it came time to tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 that means you were jerking yourself to finish, so in that case does it even matter whether it's a female or a male ass? or if there is even another person present? weird to brag about jerking off, pretty sure everyone here has done that Nope. Doggy style sex. Pulled out and came on the ass. Not too hard to figure out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Lots of alligator arms at Theo's dinner when it came time to tip. Names, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Names, please. Joan Kelly and Palm Tree for sure. Slim , Jake, Brayden all solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Ted needs to post at tgf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfo Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 I feel uncomfortable when anyone else pays for me. Unless someone makes a power move for the check I much prefer to pay myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCD Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Time for Sherlock Holmes. Kinger makes a thread about alligator arms at 4:11 Arizona time (not completely sure about time because Arizona is a dipshit state that doesn't respect time zones)? Uncle Dildo comes in and compliments Kinger about his alligator arm list and then compliments himself (?) at like 4:13. At 4:14 Uncle Dildo posts a Geico commercial about alligator arms (that's some quick googling right there). At 4:18 Kinger does the laughing emoticon to the Geico post. After a half an hour of random posting by other dudes Uncle Dildo posts at 5:46 that "Thread turned into a sausage fest. It's gay night at TGF." Even though not a single gay thing has been posted in the thread. At 4:50 Uncle Dildo posts that he "came all over a female's ass about 30 minutes ago. No A person who’s sexuality I admire ." Why would that confession be followed by a protestation that he's not gay. At 4:51 Kinger responds to the sausage fest post with "Fuckin' William." Who's William and why the weird spelling of fucking. At 4:53 Uncle Dildo tells B3 "Don't get frightened by a male on female encounter. It's natural." Thanks for the clarification Uncle Dildo that a "male" fucking a "female" is natural. MM is suspicious. Nothing gets by our sharp from Wisconsin. He suspects Uncle Dildo's jerking off on his sleeping wife. At 6:09, Uncle Dildo explains further that he was having doggy style sex. "Pulled out and came on the ass." Not "her" ass, "the" ass. The slipperiness of possessive pronouns when she's a he. "Not too hard to figure out." Actually it's not too hard to figure out. Dildo has had sex with two women in his life (a little creepy, no?). He has had sex with only one woman since he started his relationship with his wife about 20 years ago. Odds that in between first posting in this thread and his reappearance in this thread he convinced his wife of 20 years (shaved genitals and all) to let him fuck him from behind in the middle of a Sunday afternoon, blow his wad on her ass and then come in here and brag about it, having never bragged about having sex with his wife before = +4500. Here's what really happened. Dildo and Kinger have a lover's spat. Dildo flees for unclear reasons to EOG. He has recently returned. He and Kinger mysteriously are buddies again. Odds that Kinger came over to Dildo's man cave today. Kinger started a dumb thread. Dildo sitting right beside him posts in the same thread. Super excited that their relationship is "back on", hanging out in the Ikea pimped out man cave, with posters of creepy pedophile Kevin Johnson looking down on them, they then have sex and because of the excitement and their separation Dildo premo's over Kinger's hairy mexi ass. -7000. Bam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 You spent way too much energy on that. You Ron Jeremy looking nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Diabler got pegged??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 What do alligator arms do Kinger???Deep pockets and short arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Diabler got pegged??? Funny shit and well done. Cap off to LCD. I fuck my wife every Sunday afternoon at around 3pm. Tradition. Just decided to share. Cuz I felt like it. Sorry if it offended some of you. Poor form I guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 3pm every sunday that's awesome that you have it scheduled like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 LCD bringing it tonight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCD Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Diabler got pegged???Kinger got pegged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 I rather shadow box the meat puppet at 3pm on a Sunday. Just my preference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Kinger probably does have a hairy ass. Bald on top but full blown wolverine ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 3pm every sunday that's awesome that you have it scheduled like that. During NFL football season, its halftime of the afternoon games. Thats how it all started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Kinger got seeded. Unbelievable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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