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OT: After doing my research, I'm 99% certain the following five posters have alligator arms...

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I came all over a female's ass about 30 minutes ago.

 

No A person who’s sexuality I admire .  

 

that means you were jerking yourself to finish, so in that case does it even matter whether it's a female or a male ass?  or if there is even another person present?

 

weird to brag about jerking off, pretty sure everyone here has done that

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that means you were jerking yourself to finish, so in that case does it even matter whether it's a female or a male ass?  or if there is even another person present?

 

weird to brag about jerking off, pretty sure everyone here has done that

 

Nope.

 

Doggy style sex.  Pulled out and came on the ass.

 

Not too hard to figure out. 

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Time for Sherlock Holmes.

 

Kinger makes a thread about alligator arms at 4:11 Arizona time (not completely sure about time because Arizona is a dipshit state that doesn't respect time zones)?

 

Uncle Dildo comes in and compliments Kinger about his alligator arm list and then compliments himself (?) at like 4:13.

 

At 4:14 Uncle Dildo posts a Geico commercial about alligator arms (that's some quick googling right there).

 

At 4:18 Kinger does the laughing emoticon to the Geico post.

 

After a half an hour of random posting by other dudes Uncle Dildo posts at 5:46 that "Thread turned into a sausage fest. It's gay night at TGF." Even though not a single gay thing has been posted in the thread.

 

At 4:50 Uncle Dildo posts that he "came all over a female's ass about 30 minutes ago. No A person who’s sexuality I admire ."  Why would that confession be followed by a protestation that he's not gay.

 

At 4:51 Kinger responds to the sausage fest post with "Fuckin' William." Who's William and why the weird spelling of fucking.

 

At 4:53 Uncle Dildo tells B3 "Don't get frightened by a male on female encounter. It's natural." Thanks for the clarification Uncle Dildo that a "male" fucking a "female" is natural. 

 

MM is suspicious.  Nothing gets by our sharp from Wisconsin.  He suspects Uncle Dildo's jerking off on his sleeping wife.

 

At 6:09, Uncle Dildo explains further that he was having doggy style sex.  "Pulled out and came on the ass." Not "her" ass, "the" ass.  The slipperiness of possessive pronouns when she's a he.  "Not too hard to figure out."

 

Actually it's not too hard to figure out.

 

Dildo has had sex with two women in his life (a little creepy, no?).

 

He has had sex with only one woman since he started his relationship with his wife about 20 years ago.

 

Odds that in between first posting in this thread and his reappearance in this thread he convinced his wife of 20 years (shaved genitals and all) to let him fuck him from behind in the middle of a Sunday afternoon, blow his wad on her ass and then come in here and brag about it, having never bragged about having sex with his wife before = +4500.

 

Here's what really happened.

 

Dildo and Kinger have a lover's spat.  Dildo flees for unclear reasons to EOG.  He has recently returned.  He and Kinger mysteriously are buddies again.

 

Odds that Kinger came over to Dildo's man cave today.  Kinger started a dumb thread.  Dildo sitting right beside him posts in the same thread.  Super excited that their relationship is "back on", hanging out in the Ikea pimped out man cave, with posters of creepy pedophile Kevin Johnson looking down on them, they then have sex and because of the excitement and their separation Dildo premo's over Kinger's hairy mexi ass.  -7000.

 

Bam!

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